Weekend Update: Trump Calls for End to Mueller Probe - SNL



  • Acer Maximinus  (Dec 9, 2018))

    Trump is so stupid that he thinks being Individual "1" means that he's the best individual.

  • Acer Maximinus  (Dec 11, 2018))

    Don Fetty,You should stop watching the X22 Report, Top Stories Today, and BreaKing News 24H, because that garbage is making you more stupid than you were before you started watching it.Take your own advice and think for yourself, instead of letting propaganda program you mind.

  • Ace Cook  (Dec 11, 2018))

    @ Don fetty And u r 1 of the dumbest racist son of a bitches who put that dumb fucker in office!

  • Rich Winder  (Dec 9, 2018))

    'Twas the night before Christmas, and in the White House,not a creature was stirring, except for, the Chief Louse.The stockings were hung by the fireplace flue,in hopes of donations, and maybe a bribe or two.The children were sweating, behind a locked door,because their house guest, was Rotten Roy Moore.Melania, as always, went to bed early,with a headache or something - It made Donald quite surly.And as he was preparing to type, from atop his gold throne,on the newest of his strange, audio-...

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  • darknightoftroy  (Dec 9, 2018))

    "Because Kelly requires extensive surgery to remove his palm from his face."This line was friggin golden.

  • JJ  (Dec 10, 2018))

    darknightoftroy definitely my favorite!!

  • The 1flym  (Dec 8, 2018))

    I'm just saying if he's innocent he's acting like the most guilty looking innocent person in history

  • Federico Romero  (Dec 18, 2018))

    +Asiantinos Libertarian Liberty or Dead Is this supposed to be sarcastic? Like... you're barely constructing a coherent sentence here, bud. Are you sure you want to point fingers and call other people stupid? Seems risky.

  • Ovy Licker  (Dec 18, 2018))

    +Daniel Webster stop drinking the koolaid bitch and turn off CNN , WE GOT THE POWER, #MAGA #KAG

  • Leonaza7  (Dec 8, 2018))

    Trump bored at George H. W. Bush funeral. Why does Donald always sit like he's on the toilet?

  • Ovy Licker  (Dec 18, 2018))

    cause D.C is a toilet not a swamp, Osimba.

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  • LordKhabal  (Dec 9, 2018))

    Oh, I can’t WAIT to hear what’s in Trump’s counter report. I hope it’s as detailed, well-thought out, and meticulously executed as his voter fraud commission, his border wall plan, his investigations into Clinton, his claims of being wire-tapped, his negotiations with North Korea, his solution to rake the forests in California to prevent forest fires “like they do in Finland,” and his bombshell reveal of what happened “last night in Sweden.”

  • Daniel Webster  (Dec 11, 2018))

    Oh. That's easy... 10 pages of"Oh yeah? What about Hillary's emails, huh? Total Witch Hunt."

  • sailtheplains  (Dec 10, 2018))

    okay so those sound like dope song lyrics. 'Like they do in Finland, last night in Sweden.' But yeah, I want to see his fully cited bibliography.

  • Team LA  (Dec 8, 2018))

    tRump announcing that he's producing a counter report to the Mueller report? O.J. did that with a book called "If I Did It". Be sure to ask him how that worked out for him.

  • Albert Elnen  (Dec 10, 2018))

    Well that worked out well. Not so well stealing stuff that belonged to him.

  • King Yellowman  (Dec 9, 2018))

    Trump:"Sounds like that individual 1 guy is in a lot of trouble, but the report doesnt mention me. All clear"

  • Leonaza7  (Dec 8, 2018))

    Individual-1 has absolutely no idea he’s Individual-1. 😂😂 No one pointing that out to him and him not figuring it out on his own is the most Trump thing that ever Trumped.

  • hawkeye5955  (Dec 9, 2018))

    +Acer Maximinus :Trump: "I'm Individual #1."Mueller: "I know. Michael Cohen told me."Trump: "Really? Well, he's a great guy and what he says is true. I'm #1, the best one there is!"Mueller: 😑

  • Olivia Love Worthy  (Dec 9, 2018))

    Acer, that's a great point: "I'm number one!" LOL

  • smb484848  (Dec 8, 2018))

    I'm dead. Sad!

  • Tessa Greer  (Dec 9, 2018))

    That was so iconic, LOL

  • Jayme Sigler  (Dec 9, 2018))

    I squealed.