Breakfast Burrito - You Suck at Cooking (episode 47)

  • Loading...
  • Published on:  Wednesday, September 14, 2016
  • Subscribe: Series Episodes: special thanks to:Devon the cinematographer T.W. the camp scene art director and prop makerPaul the Police Chief I really, really, really, really, really, really appreciate you guys. Snapchat: @yousuckatcookin up all of those things that I mentioned. Cook an onion with some olive oil, then add black beans and cumin with salt and pepper pepper pepper Cook some green onions in olive oil then eventually add some eggs. If you don't like green onion, don't put them in. Warm up your tortilla in a pan or in a volcano (gloves)Lay your tortilla down to restSpread some sauces or wait and do that later because it makes a big messThrow in the eggGrate some cheese on that eggPut the beans on that cheeseAdd the tomato and avocado Add in more sauce until you feel regretHave a knife, fork, napkin, and hazmat suit ready.


  • Guy with big peepee
    Guy with big peepee  2 years ago +4560

    Wow, I never though I'd be so invested in a crime drama about eggs

  • j. k.
    j. k.  7 months ago +1164

    Why do you have so many egg-size motorcycles?

  • Axquirix
    Axquirix  2 years ago +2931

    I like how this series is 60% you showing people how to cook, 25% you being a comedian, 10% you demonstrating your music, and 5% you creating a crime drama with puppets made from eggs. It's an interesting blend of half of the media anyone will ever consume.
    Now how long until you figure out how to make a high school episode...

  • Aaron Kim
    Aaron Kim  2 years ago +1229

    this should be a show on adult-swim - with the random cuts and sequences in between.

  • Avery McFiggins
    Avery McFiggins  2 years ago +534

    How do I donate to this guy

  • NoName
    NoName  10 months ago +810

    2 years and no eggspecial episode... I never thought I'd be so devastated at the unexpected end of an egg cop drama

  • FunAwesome!
    FunAwesome!  2 years ago +1660

    I had to got watch all the previous egg videos. So good! When will the next eggisode be?

  • JimmyGemStone
    JimmyGemStone  2 years ago +180

    Holy cow I just analyzed the whole egg series and the story is really interesting

  • Beka Roberts
    Beka Roberts  4 months ago +57

    You cut that Avocado like a whole psychopath

  • Haley
    Haley  2 years ago +119

    "Whoa there pops, we don't talk to the cops." I can't believe I didn't find your channel earlier. These videos are hilarious. 😂😂😂

  • Allison Woodward
    Allison Woodward  2 years ago +204

    how long did it take you(him) to make that egg movie?? And how many eggs did you draw on:-)

  • Daniel
    Daniel  21 days ago +20

    "You killed them?"
    " we were all gonna die anyway"
    Best homocide excuse ever

  • Domathin1503
    Domathin1503  a years ago +98

    I’m so invested in the lives of these characters

  • i have lice
    i have lice  2 years ago +57

    it's been almost a year, when do we get the next episode of egg series? please ysac, please. im begging you.

  • Rayan K. Ali - rayancovers

    He needs to make the egg cop drama a full series. Damn this is so good

  • MysticalDuck
    MysticalDuck  8 months ago +18

    Friend: So, what's your favourite T.V show?
    Me: Ummm...There's this cop show...and-

  • Ashley Zecca
    Ashley Zecca  2 years ago +40

    The way you peel avocados is great

  • Lokas
    Lokas  2 months ago +18

    Came for the Burrito, stayed for the Eggs.

  • Siddharth Ghosh
    Siddharth Ghosh  12 hours ago

    Nooo...I have invested way too much time... It can't end like this!

  • densch123
    densch123  yesterday

    the egg crime drama is one of many reasons why I jsut cant stop watchin this! :O