Defunctland: The History of the Nickelodeon Hotel



  • JTsuits  (Aug 4, 2018))

    I went there as a kid and got my first boner at the water park

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  • Eli Never  (5 days ago))

    oof can we gets some Fs in the chat

  • Dr. Earthworm Robotnik  (Jan 12, 2019))

    I hope to God that they had a plaque saying "We shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request."

  • Liam Prattley  (2 days ago))

    I wish they did have that. How funny would it be for someone to try and recreate the episode and get kicked out?

  • Jessica Torres  (Apr 14, 2019))

    I’ve been there before, they don’t By the way, now it’s a holiday inn.

  • Tara Drake  (Feb 22, 2019))

    Those kids rooms are horrifying...there are no windows

  • Captain_Starducks  (Apr 6, 2019))

    Honestly I went here when I was really young and the no windows part didn’t really bother me, what really bothered me was the fact that there were no doors and for some reason the living room light will always be on and I will be in the lower bunk not able to sleep all night because the bright light from the living room will be in my face

  • Summer _rose  (Feb 17, 2019))

    I stayed there as a kid and it was hell because every morning at around 7 am (and periodically throughout the day) the “let’s get slimed” song would be BLASTED in the water park section as the big bucket tipped over and my room was looking over one of the water parks so it woke EVERYONE up We all still joke about it to this day tho

  • Angel Guzman  (9 hours ago))

    +Jackie Linn Man, i hope you're joking.

  • Boyish Bloke  (4 days ago))

    +Jackie Linn Necessary functions of the human body are overrated.

  • Demon Days of Vinyl  (Feb 24, 2019))

    As a kid I thought this looked like heaven. Now, this looks like a special kind of hell

  • Gamernut TV  (Jan 29, 2019))

    What couple would even want their honeymoon at a kids hotel?!? And who would have a wedding or conference at it too?!? That make zero sense

  • Jessica Wilkinson  (1 day ago))

    Are you kidding? That sounds like so much fun 😂😂

  • D Mifflin  (3 days ago))

    matt fahringer reading comprehension bud

  • Supernick Playlists  (Feb 5, 2019))

    Next is the CN hotel. “Hi I want a Steven Universe room”

  • Andrew Homer  (18 hours ago))

    Supernick Playlists Even better, the ADULT SWIM suite, as Adult Swim is raunchier and more extreme than Nick at Nite.

  • Megan Sutton  (6 days ago))

    @Joseph Tafur Me too she is one of my favourite characters

  • Unknown  (Mar 4, 2019))

    This hotel has such a weird Fallout vibe.

  • A Big Mistake  (2 days ago))

    You find a room with a large sponge on the wall

  • Unforgetable Luncheon  (4 days ago))

    *Guests are experimented on everyday*

  • pyro 6464  (Feb 1, 2019))

    10:10 Patrick knocks down that menu thing with his arm

  • NYOlly15  (Mar 28, 2019))

    pyro 6464 that looked so intentional! Patrick was like, “ready to go fuck some shit up, spongebob?!” “I’m ready!!”

  • No it’s Patrick  (Mar 24, 2019))

    Shhh it’s a secret.

  • hope  (Aug 1, 2018))

    honeymoon suite at the nick hotel? how romantic

  • David Del Rosario  (Apr 11, 2019))

    Quick scenario. A couple does it in the honeymoon suite at the Nick Hotel during the first month of its opening. After their child turns 5, who's now big fan of Wow! Wow! Wubbzy! revisit the Nick Hotel. That child was conceived at the hotel and they're now revisiting it. *_DOES IT MAKE ANY SENSE TO YOU, BECAUSE IT DOES FOR ME!_*

  • ianthia  (Apr 4, 2019))

    +hope I'm deaddddd 😆