Tomato Sauce - You Suck at Cooking (episode 59)

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  • Published on:  Wednesday, April 5, 2017
  • Subscribe: @yousuckatcookin sauce. It's red. It's hot. It tastes like tomatoes and other stuff combined together and then cooked. YUM. Chop up some garlic and an onion (or skip the onion)Saute that stuff in olive oilAdd in a can of diced tomatoes or real onesCook it for a while and add in some salt and pepperAdd in chilli flakes if you like it spicy Chop up and add in some fresh basil. Or dry stuff if that's all you have. Eat it.


  • Lilyisnerdy
    Lilyisnerdy  2 years ago +3982

    who is this guy? He has nearly seamless editing skill, he can sing, he knows a shit ton of instruments, and he can manage to create a pretty good verse, but not only that he makes great food. The smallest of enigma.

  • Pimblokto
    Pimblokto  2 years ago +2162

    Your spaghetti looks stiff and old. I can go pick some soft, fresh spaghetti from the spaghetti patch for you. I can bring it into the house for you and put it on a plate for you. I can feed it to you like we used to do...

  • Cinthia Dominguez
    Cinthia Dominguez  2 years ago +1447

    can i substitute the tomatoes with butter?

  • alyonadendy
    alyonadendy  2 years ago +896

    I'm Russian so when I watched this video and he said "I choose Russian tomato" and I'm like "wait what? we have a sort of tomatos?" and after matroshka joke "o, OK that's funny:)"
    but now I watching this video again (after 2 weeks) and I'm like again "wait what?? we have a Russian tomatos?". ugh my memory is not good at all wtf!

  • John Vang
    John Vang  2 years ago +324

    wait...can u tell me what im doing wrong cause everytime i cut a tomato, i get a bottle of ketchup...Help plz

  • Bob George
    Bob George  2 years ago +477

    please don't move to italy

  • Heather B
    Heather B  2 years ago +376

    Lord have mercy wash your bathtub

  • Drakenskar
    Drakenskar  2 years ago +102

    that tiny can ends me

  • LitAfuseiCantStop
    LitAfuseiCantStop  a years ago +91

    Just the tip-mato 🤣
    Ok so this channels got dogs, clever & stupid jokes, songs, cooking, satisfying editing & did I mention dogs? I'm in.

  • VirtuallyEothingas
    VirtuallyEothingas  2 years ago +81

    Not only are you the wisest man alive. But your music speaks to me on a spiritual level man...

  • CheapAssReviews
    CheapAssReviews  2 years ago +74

    Those doggos are magestic.

  • HipFit SoooGood
    HipFit SoooGood  2 years ago +39

    Laughing . . . . this may be the best tomato sauce video ever created. Crap, that was brilliant!

  • Ambro
    Ambro  1 months ago +6

    Idc if it's 2019, these videos are a treasure and I love you for them.

  • Luke Skywalker
    Luke Skywalker  2 years ago +1345

    I can see why these take so long. Every episode is so fucking good. dude you should do one with Binging with Babish, you two would be funny together probably

  • JanEn3
    JanEn3  2 years ago +15


  • Meagan
    Meagan  2 years ago +10

    Take back Pimblokto! I don't care about tomato sauce when he is sadly killing his batteries loving you!

  • spiderhero
    spiderhero  2 years ago +23

    Dang it I watched all the episodes and no I need you to wangjangle me 60 new ones.

  • Brock Lee
    Brock Lee  2 years ago +8

    I'm a long time subscriber and iv literally watched all of your videos multiple times waiting for your newest creation!! You're amazing and I love you!!

  • Tony can't dance
    Tony can't dance  2 years ago +1100

    Go apologize to Pimblockto. He's still in your backyard waiting for electricity and friendship

  • gingergiggles
    gingergiggles  2 years ago +42

    Bruh you made warm salsa. A warm salsa I would absolutely eat, but its just waaaay too chunky to be sauce, you gotta at least blend up the tomatoes first. Or even just buy plain canned sauce.