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  • Published on:  Tuesday, September 17, 2019
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    Once upon a time-actually, it was last Monday- I was getting ready for school when these big, scary men knocked on our door and said "hey, we've arrived and we're here to rip out your window sills." So, they did just that. Our house is an absolute mess. Dust is everywhere, including in the wind. My room; I had to clump all my furniture in one corner for them to do their shenanigans. What the hell is this madness? No, I object. I like my poopy window sills thank you very much and no, you don't have to change them idiot. I will smash my Nokia brick against your cranium.

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  • Spilly Tea
    Spilly Tea  8 hours ago

    I burned my spaghetti in the microwave

  • Itz ArtLife
    Itz ArtLife  yesterday

    I tried to read Harry Potter... SO HOWS YOUR DAY?

  • Heen
    Heen  2 days ago

    They tried to kill Carl not only once not only twice BUT





    thrice. I could neverrrrr

  • Zoe Nehrer
    Zoe Nehrer  3 days ago

    marry me plz lol

  • Shazmin Kamali
    Shazmin Kamali  3 days ago

    Same

  • T. D.
    T. D.  4 days ago

    11:35 I think the casino part john cena was referring to was about the “Lotus Flower” casino in the Percy Jackson book. This part only made sense to readers that read The Odyssey by Homer (an Epic with mythology), since the lotus flower, on the land of the Lotus-Eaters, was a plant eaten by Odysseus’s men that poisoned their minds and basically caused them to lose all sense of reality. There was also a scene in Percy Jackson about the “Scylla” monster which was also from The Odyssey.

  • Tearani Wikohika
    Tearani Wikohika  4 days ago

    your hair looks great!!

  • Lily Ferazzi
    Lily Ferazzi  4 days ago +1

    Are we not gonna talk about how they don’t have standardized testing

  • Carli Cartisser
    Carli Cartisser  4 days ago

    Whats Harry Potter

  • James Barret
    James Barret  4 days ago

    Omg relatable omg sksksksksks ur so relatable ooop

  • Brad Lewis
    Brad Lewis  4 days ago

    We're in the same boat with driving. Except, I'm American. So...

  • J M
    J M  4 days ago

    12:32
    recoils in 60 seconds x 4 = 240 words

  • _O_Li_ v_a
    _O_Li_ v_a  4 days ago +4

    “how did you get sick?”
    inhale
    ”t h e b e e s”

  • Hiccamo
    Hiccamo  4 days ago

    11:56 I’m sorry but that’s like the best part in the video lol

  • Happy man
    Happy man  4 days ago

    4 words x 1 second , 4 words x 1 minute, 1 minute=60 seconds, 240 words lmao this just made me laugh ❤️❤️

  • Alice Rivera
    Alice Rivera  5 days ago +8

    Joana : eats heathy, perfect child, goes to gym almost everyday, gets good grades, an actually good sense of humor , is great at art. Me: eats pretty healthy, an ok child, goes to the gym 3 or 2 times a week, gets good grades,, has an okay sense of humor, draws stick figure. ;)

  • Mariana Peraza
    Mariana Peraza  5 days ago

    DUDE


    Small boobs are THE BEST
    I don’t see the hype around having big boobs

  • Hannah Lidala
    Hannah Lidala  5 days ago

    love your vids please respond.

  • Maysen Brown
    Maysen Brown  5 days ago +3

    Couldn’t agree more with your stance on raising children

  • Van Gogh
    Van Gogh  5 days ago

    ily Joanna but PJO is (~ ̄³ ̄)~