Weekend Update: Apple Introduces Disability Emojis - SNL

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  • Published on:  Saturday, February 9, 2019


  • Mirenda
    Mirenda  6 months ago +905

    The jokes in this segment were superior. I love it when Che cracks himself up.

  • Garrett Tipton
    Garrett Tipton  6 months ago +547

    These two just keep getting better and better. It'll be a sad day for Update when they move on to bigger and better projects.

  • Jennifer Piper
    Jennifer Piper  6 months ago +442

    Dark side of the moon with Paw patrol! Oh man you guys are great. Still LMAO

  • Scott Buckets
    Scott Buckets  6 months ago +76

    At this point they should just have an hour and a half of Jost and Che. That would be much more entertaining.

  • Brenyatta
    Brenyatta  6 months ago +378

    That bathroom window story made me laugh like crazy.
    Also, nice use of Molester Moon

  • Young Chuy 23
    Young Chuy 23  6 months ago +72

    A Florida stripper attacked a another stripper and ripped an electronic meter lol
    Sounds very Florida to me

  • WV Almost Heaven
    WV Almost Heaven  6 months ago +96

    Nice nod to Norm at the end by both men. "Proving my old theory and you guessed it." very nice gentlemen

  • quiet451
    quiet451  6 months ago +18

    That was a nice tribute to, you guessed it, Norm MacDonald.

  • GlassTopRX7
    GlassTopRX7  6 months ago +99

    Missed the best story of last week.
    A Canadian man application for a vanity plate with his last name was rejected. His last name was Assman. Which means in one week we got story about Fuks and Assman.

  • jantje 19
    jantje 19  6 months ago +58

    Why do so many people think Apple is in charge of emoji? That's the unicode consortium's job.

  • Louis M
    Louis M  6 months ago +44

    Ralph Northam getting ROASTED this week 😂

  • KD Allen
    KD Allen  6 months ago +13

    Damn when Colin said “you guessed it”, I was hoping for a Frank Stallone reference 😂

  • SR Brant
    SR Brant  6 months ago +75

    The most brutal slang term for the disabled that I’ve ever heard came from The Onion: “Cincinnati Bengals.”

  • Evan Tapper
    Evan Tapper  6 months ago +26

    That man, you guessed it, Frank Stallone.

  • Nzila Ng'andu
    Nzila Ng'andu  6 months ago +28

    Governor jokes had me dead!! 😭🤣🤣 Prick

  • Drew Haddad
    Drew Haddad  6 months ago +13

    You guessed it, Frank Stallone.

  • Josue R
    Josue R  6 months ago +3

    Norm MacDonald nod with the “You guessed it” tag line 👌🏼

  • Fedor Djogani
    Fedor Djogani  6 months ago +59

    Took a few pointers from Norm Mcdonald

  • GPhoenix
    GPhoenix  6 months ago +7

    When he said "you guessed it" i thought he was gonna say Frank Stallone

  • Andrew Gayle
    Andrew Gayle  6 months ago +25

    You guessed it... Frank Stallone