Weekend Update: Trump Announces Deal to End Shutdown - SNL

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  • Published on:  Saturday, January 26, 2019


  • blockmalzmann
    blockmalzmann  6 months ago +3085

    If Trump really wanted to see Hillary locked up, he should’ve just hired her to work on his campaign.

  • Bond Pyant
    Bond Pyant  6 months ago +54

    I don’t know – it’s hard for me to see any Trump ties to Russia… except for the Flynn thing
    and the Manafort thing,
    and the Tillerson thing
    and the Sessions thing
    and the Kushner thing
    and the Carter Page thing
    and the Roger Stone thing
    and the Felix Sater thing
    and the Boris Ephsteyn thing
    and the Rosneft thing
    and the Gazprom thing
    and the Sergey Gorkov banker thing
    and the Azerbaijan thing
    and the “I love Putin” thing
    and the Donald Trump, Jr. thing
    and the Sergey Kislyak thing
    and the Russian Affiliated Interests thing
    and the Russian Business Interests thing
    and the Emoluments Clause thing
    and the Alex Schnaider thing
    and the hack of the DNC thing
    and the Guccifer 2.0 thing
    and the Mike Pence “I don’t know anything” thing
    and the Russians mysteriously dying thing
    and Trump’s public request to Russia to hack Hillary’s email thing
    and the Trump house sale for $100 million at the bottom of the housing bust to the Russian fertilizer king thing
    and the Russian fertilizer king’s plane showing up in Concord, NC during Trump rally campaign thing
    and the Nunes sudden flight to the White House in the night thing
    and the Nunes personal investments in the Russian winery thing
    and the Wilbur Ross with his Cyprus bank thing
    and Trump not releasing his tax returns thing
    and the Republican Party’s rejection of an amendment to require Trump to show his taxes thing
    and the election hacking thing
    and the GOP platform change to the Ukraine thing
    and the Steele Dossier thing
    and the Leninist Bannon thing
    and the Sally Yates can’t testify thing
    and the Sally Yates firing thing*
    and the intelligence community’s investigative reports thing
    and Trump’s reassurance that the Russian connection is all “fake news” thing
    and Spicer’s Russian Dressing “nothing’s wrong” thing
    and Trump warning the Russians and Syrians before the Bombing thing*
    and the Trump refusing to provide Flynn's foreign ties documents to Congress thing*
    and Flynn's illegal Turkish lobbying was paid for the Russians thing*
    and Flynn's illegal lobbying for Russia thing*
    and the Trump asking Comey for a "loyalty oath" thing*
    and Trump lying to the world about Comey saying he's not being investigated thing*
    and the Trump firing Comey thing*
    and the Trump or stooges lying to the world about why he fired Comey with 3 different lies*
    and Trump hosting Russian foreign minister and ambassador one day after to demonstrate his authoritarian street cred*
    and the finding out that Trump actually tried to fire Robert Mueller in June 2017 thing
    and the claim by trump that the Russia investigation is over some unrefunded golf club fees to Robert Mueller thing...
    And the Maria Butina / KGB / NRA thing
    and the slavish affection Trump showed to Putin Helsinki thing
    And Trump saying he believed Putin over ALL the US intelligence agencies thing

    So there’s probably nothing, all of this must be normal, just a bunch of separate dots with no connection whatsoever.

  • albino shamrock
    albino shamrock  6 months ago +127

    "Who's a good boy?" should be his 2020 campaign slogan.

  • jerk fudgewater
    jerk fudgewater  6 months ago +131

    Roger Stone who calls liberals “Cucks” is actually a Cuckold?!?
    How could we have guessed that the guy who walks around all day talking about something is actually into that something 🤭🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • Larry Panozzo
    Larry Panozzo  6 months ago +1153

    Spirit Airlines has left the chat.

  • Shampoo Fully
    Shampoo Fully  6 months ago +716

    "Man I'm innocent. Just ask my apartment." Lol

  • Cooldrop02
    Cooldrop02  6 months ago +416

    "Was it excessive? Yes. And I wish it was worse!"
    Literally the sentiment of the entire Afro-American community.

  • Marc Peterson
    Marc Peterson  6 months ago +293

    They yelled ""Lock her up!", then they voted for the actual criminal.

  • Opinunate ted
    Opinunate ted  6 months ago +254

    Ironically, it is Trump supporters that call other people cucks, but look at what the folks that work for Trump are into.

  • Element Air
    Element Air  6 months ago +2252

    Old white dudes getting dragged out their cribs like dope dealers...was it excessive? Yes. And I wish it was worse. 🤣🤣🤣

  • Ed
    Ed  6 months ago +415

    Sunday mornings are the best with SNL on youtube

  • Tracy Rowe
    Tracy Rowe  6 months ago +173

    "You know you're failing as a President when you've somehow make LaGuardia worse....."

  • LordOfPotatoes
    LordOfPotatoes  6 months ago +63

    Is it just me or was this one of the funniest weekend updates? (Like just Colin and Michael talking, no skits or guests)

  • LoOT NuKe'Em
    LoOT NuKe'Em  6 months ago +48

    May I suggest a smart white picket fence...smmfh
    Trump supporters can patrol it

  • Seun Olajide
    Seun Olajide  6 months ago +30

    In case you're struggling to find it, Here's what one of Roger Stone's ads read:
    “Hot former model seeks exceptional, in shape muscular … studs for threesomes with herself and body builder husband,” read one ad, which including topless photos of Stone and his wife. Another ad specified: “No smokers or fats please."

  • Stoney Curtis
    Stoney Curtis  6 months ago +79

    How much longer do we have to suffer this fool as President? (resign, stop the national nightmare)

  • Phil S
    Phil S  6 months ago +18

    Well they showed up on an unpaid work day to boo :)

  • Jose Diaz-Nunez
    Jose Diaz-Nunez  6 months ago +20

    So Roger Stone is a literal cuckold? Fantastic.

  • Leonaza7
    Leonaza7  6 months ago +2062

    Republicans should look at the bright side. Someone finally got arrested for Hilary's e-mails.

  • Johnny Roque
    Johnny Roque  6 months ago +33

    Roger Stone looks like a character from Madmen. Only he's more sexist and racist.