Leave Me Alurn - SNL



  • LOVE OF PLANTS 🌻  (Jan 19, 2019))

    A lower back giving pain is better than a lower back having pain.

  • +Brandon Buzzanca tragically all because of this DISGUSTING and almost WHOLLY false trumped up "opioid epidemic" pushed by the DEA, WHICH IS ALMOST COMPLETE LIES! I'm normally a big CNN viewer, but you have to turn to the alternative media in this case to get the truth on this VERY ugly matter right now. They are killing people over this is what's happening. And all for what???? So people can't get the legal drugs they need in order to function and not live in a body co-opted by extreme pain...

  • +beach side that's terrible! I hate to hear stories like this! I don't want anyone to be in pain. Do you live in a weed legal state?? Have you considered Cannabis concentrates?? Will they not give you any proper painkillers at all?? I don't want to encourage you to do anything you aren't comfortable with, but there is always the black market. It is YOUR body anyway. As an adult you have the right to put what YOU deem necessary in it and the law has NO RIGHT TO SAY DICK OR SHIT ABOUT IT.

  • av3maria  (Jan 20, 2019))

    A man literally attempted to abduct me at my Nana’s grave, so I’m not sure this actually works.

  • Matt desu  (1 day ago))

    +Progressive Humanist so the ultimate troll? Children could use you as a human toilet outside your will.

  • Matt desu  (1 day ago))

    You probably deserved and wanted it because you use words like Nana and brag about it on the internet. I'm not a troll but serious, you are a garbage human likely.

  • If it was also an alarm clock I would be all-in

  • Valerie Irina  (6 days ago))

    Wealth Hacker - Jeff Rose lmao

  • Nadia Bhatti  (Jan 28, 2019))

    +HayHayHay damn beat me to it

  • Pyreleaf  (Jan 20, 2019))

    Leave Me Alurn - because men respect corpses more than living women.

  • david lewis  (5 days ago))

    +Catrina I'm not sure what that is. I was just joking around

  • Catrina  (5 days ago))

    +david lewis... Did you just? 😜

  • Hakcure  (Jan 21, 2019))

    "You only take one vacation every seven years" wow nothing more American then that statement.

  • APOKOLYPES  (3 days ago))

    https://youtu.be/KjFyGVc8E3Ureal emergency!

  • Memme14  (Feb 10, 2019))

    More like 5-6 weeks actually. Makes people more productive - oh and shorter working hours as well!

  • Christian Kroemer  (Jan 19, 2019))

    But I can still use it as an actual urn, right?

  • +keikoasmom Ok. I'm fine with that? And I did think the skit was funny. Especially the graphic with the blue stick figures running away away from the pink one. That was too much.

  • keikoasmom  (Jan 31, 2019))

    +Zimmit's Fabulous Wonder Hoagies obviously you don't get it, and there must be a lot of people with a sense of humor that is sadly lacking.... but it's true, then we'll sit down and start talking whether you want them to or not oh, and no matter what kind of Vibes are you giving off. What she said it's nice to not have to be a bitch about it to get rid of them!😂😂😂

  • Matthew Wingad  (Jan 20, 2019))

    These women really urned my respect.

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  • amkarei  (Feb 9, 2019))

    Cute, Matthew...Thank you for lightening up this discourse. Have a good day!

  • Andy Arroyo  (Jan 20, 2019))

    Whoever came up with "Leave me alurn" deserves a raise.

  • Isaac Benjamin  (Feb 5, 2019))

    A raise from the dead

  • EastofEden  (Feb 3, 2019))

    Is there a product that says "how about you pay for your own ship?"Maybe a "youre a grown woman, pay for yourself" card? I'd take it on all my dates.A must have item

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  • Unicorn Hunter  (1 day ago))

    I only touch the small of her back when I feel like I can get better leverage before pushing her onto train tracks.

  • NoSkillzDad  (Feb 11, 2019))

    +Virginia Cutler No, they didn't. They, too, have touch my back. I just didn't make a fuzz about it because I understand the context and situation.

  • Eliana H  (Jan 20, 2019))

    - Sorry, I’m dispersing ashes right now.- Without me? ;)

  • Isabel Martin  (Feb 2, 2019))

    Eliana H 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😁👏👏👏👏👏💯