Leave Me Alurn - SNL

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  • Physalis Alkekengi  (Jan 20, 2019))

    Some dudes are still gonna be like "Girl Im so sorry lemme spread them ashes with you."

  • Trash Panda  (Apr 16, 2019))

    I know just what will cheer you up... my wiener

  • Tsear26  (Apr 6, 2019))

    So true.

  • Pyreleaf  (Jan 20, 2019))

    Leave Me Alurn - because men respect corpses more than living women.

  • Ian Miscenich  (Mar 25, 2019))

    That’s pretty rude

  • Pyreleaf  (Mar 24, 2019))

    ell diavolo 'Dressing slutty' doesn't mean a woman wants male attention, necessarily - for all you know, she just wants to feel sexy because it makes her feel good about herself.

  • Andy Arroyo  (Jan 20, 2019))

    Whoever came up with "Leave me alurn" deserves a raise.

  • Mr. Gandalf  (Feb 25, 2019))

    This was funny until I realized woman can't actually get through life without some type of dishonest crutch!Sorry.

  • Isaac Benjamin  (Feb 5, 2019))

    A raise from the dead

  • Hakcure  (Jan 21, 2019))

    "You only take one vacation every seven years" wow nothing more American then that statement.

  • Candle light  (2 days ago))

    maybe confusing then with than.......that's very american

  • Professor Moola Gaming  (Apr 11, 2019))

    Mark B that is entirely not true. Depending on the field you can easily get vacations.

  • Eliana H  (Jan 20, 2019))

    - Sorry, I’m dispersing ashes right now.- Without me? ;)

  • Melissa Officinalis  (4 days ago))

    Then “what would you do if I was there?”

  • Stephan Gaza  (Mar 7, 2019))

    Alternatively: “Haha, and then what? ;)”

  • Camille McKenzie  (Jan 20, 2019))

    I burst out laughing when the guy approached the group of women, only for them all to raise the urns.

  • Fã da TV  (Mar 23, 2019))

    I loved that part too :)Imagine... poor guys, no chance at all if all women decide to go out with their late love one´s ashes :D

  • Osezua Olear  (Feb 8, 2019))

    haha literally the best part, and also the back spikes haha

  • Cece Rub  (Jan 21, 2019))

    my boyfriend’s urn actually got me out of a situation like this, shout out to him for still protecting me from creepy men

  • Amber Bell  (Apr 7, 2019))

    BeamingSplendor holy shit, you should not have commented this on that comment. Fuck sake just have a little bit of empathy even if you don’t agree.

  • Nova  (Apr 2, 2019))

    +BeamingSplendor I hate to get involved in this kind of stuff, but I think a lot of people genuinely misjudge what a "feminist" is. A feminist is just someone who believes that men and women should be treated equally. That's it. It's not about women being superior and its not about treating men badly. It's just about equality. So on the off-chance that you're a real person and not a troll, I feel like that's important information to add to the discussion here. Ironically, an "anti-femini...

  • Veri  (Jan 20, 2019))

    THERE IS NO REASON TO TOUCH HER LOWER BACK! TRUTH!

  • Jimmy Woolever  (Apr 11, 2019))

    Dear women, I'm touching you on the lower back to move you the fuck over so my crotch doesn't slide across your ass when I'm trying to squeeze past you.

  • Shiftless Lazycrat  (Mar 27, 2019))

    +NoSkillzDad I agree with you, and in my experience women are more touchy in public than men. More than once I've been grabbed around my waist, like a dance move, and shuffled to one side by women coming up behind me. I've never had a man grab me around my waist like that, nor have I seen a man grab a woman he doesn't know that way.

  • Helen Amirian  (Jan 25, 2019))

    Because men will respect another dead man's ashes more than a woman's right to unwanted attention.

  • Carl Lay Man  (Mar 18, 2019))

    Do you have any idea how fucking hard it is to approach someone without knowing how you'll be received. Please shut tf up

  • paul Z  (Jan 20, 2019))

    "This view right? Reminds me of the episode of twin peaks where the girl gets murdered, are you... Seeing anyone?"