Air Traffic Control - SNL



  • ASMRShortbread  (Jan 27, 2019))

    I’m Scottish but I live in England; this is reminiscent of my colleagues’ struggles every day. Bless them.

  • Lol those people in the UK can't even speak English.

  • The CE Vlogs!  (Feb 7, 2019))

    Sam W No lol its a meme from Jake Paul’s songs

  • WeeScottishLass  (Feb 3, 2019))

    This might not be exactly right but... let me attempt to translate the Scottish for you all:Scottish Lass: Yes this is Glasgow, air traffic control, are you in distress?Guy: Umm... yes I'm not a pilot I am part of Kylie Jenners brand integration team, we're on a private jet going to London for a lips by Kylie event but we hit bad turbulance and our pilot got knocked unconscious but Kylie is not on board, thank god!Lass: Okay, I don't know who that is, but sounds like you're going to have to land th...

  • Ainsley Steel  (Feb 11, 2019))

    Pretty sure “nae enough tick tock for monikers” is meant as, “not enough time for names”

  • Lucas Russo  (Feb 10, 2019))

    auchentoshan is a glasgow whisky. no such thing as auchentoshan plane station.

  • Cavannaro 1  (Jan 30, 2019))

    I’m a Scottish air traffic controller working at the London centre, and i swear to god that this is representative of pretty much every time I have to control a United or Delta flight.

  • Kurerando  (1 day ago))

    +Duc de Richleau you sound a right tadger, saying on other comments your no a true scot lmao don't make me laugh a know a fucking arse pirate when a see one and thats you all up the back mr sensitive, do u need some vaseline or have you lubricated yourself in your own pish? People from every country on this earth have been poking fun at accents for all of history you imbecile, your obviously not very glaswegian if you dont have an accent; you can speak polite but the accent is unavoidable you fucking b...

  • A Laly  (3 days ago))

    🤣🤣Did any of the pilots ask you to not have your accent? I'm American and I get the jist of what's being said, albeit I don't know anything about flying a plane.

  • Mitzi Lee  (Jan 28, 2019))

    I love how when they mentioned Wales everyone was like, "Oh, shit." The audience knew what they were in for.

  • Duc de Richleau  (Feb 10, 2019))

    Which is racism, the Scots endured 50 years of that from the BBC. It was racist then and it's still racist now.

  • Duc de Richleau  (Feb 10, 2019))

    The British don't anymore.

  • M H  (Jan 29, 2019))

    Translation of James McAvoy's bits from a Scot :)"Alright, now there's no time for names mate. I know you're going pale up there but I'm going to get you down faster than a whippet gets a hard on.Now I'm gonna get you down, but, here is what I need you to do first. Ok, have a deep breath.I just want you to take a deep breath.In out in out. You alright there wee man? You alright?Deep breath, right! Deep breath! And you need to stay calmNow listen to me very carefully. On the wee panel o...

  • Jennifer Jackson  (Feb 10, 2019))

    +jahovia82 disdik I don't know how this was intended. However, when teasing people about their comprehension ability, it's much more effective when you take time to spell - check /proof read

  • Sara F.D.  (Feb 7, 2019))

    M H thank you! 🙌🏼🙌🏼

  • Trolligarch  (Jan 27, 2019))

    Fun fact: The Welsh language was invented by smashing your head onto a keyboard.Source: Am British

  • leeeastwood  (Feb 9, 2019))

    accent, with a faint trace of english?

  • boyceps  (Feb 8, 2019))

    Bekro donog dogidon gweneth dun gweth.

  • HanziDrownable  (Jan 28, 2019))

    The Accent is so heavy even the youtube subtitle generator cant write it down. :D

  • Mac Kent  (Feb 11, 2019))

    Paul Wartenberg yous mean cannæ pal?

  • UpRoaryus  (Feb 7, 2019))

    dude, though, that tool is pretty daft with it's interpretation of plain old ENGLISH (Brit OR American variety) no regional accents necessary. It's so bad that it might even end up captioning something MORE accurately resembling sensible thought than the phonetical fudge batter it usually generates for well articulated stuff!

  • Niamh  (Jan 28, 2019))

    I'm Scottish and live in Glasgow, absolutely love this!!!!!!

  • Duc de Richleau  (2 days ago))

    +WestSide Guy Ah well Paisley, you're clearly sub-human. Glasgow banned you all from entering then city when you had the plague, imo you still do.

  • Duc de Richleau  (2 days ago))

    +Garry Clelland Thanks for the offer but no, I don't partake in the same lowlife activities that go on in the working-class monkey house your family clearly lives in. You're an ignorant uneducated savage, simple as that.

  • WatchJRGo  (Jan 28, 2019))

    Whatever you do... DON'T AIM FOR WATER! 😂

  • Event Hʘriךּon  (Feb 4, 2019))

    +clevelandcbi i wonder tho ist explosion as likely on water too? because at certain speeds water is as hard as soil and the impact is what would cause the explosion. The water would drown some of the fire but now you have a lifeboat on fire that is quickly sinking.

  • clevelandcbi  (Feb 3, 2019))

    +Julia C Ybarra EXACTLY!! This is me talking to my "local" DirecTV operator.

  • Navy 4  (Jan 28, 2019))

    Its about time Welsh people are recognized.

  • Mac Kent  (Feb 11, 2019))

    Shane Wilson my ex came from cwmbran, lovely place 😂 feckers built it on a hill tho, what daftæ dose that kinda shite

  • Stewart Hill  (Feb 4, 2019))

    Finland stole all of Wales' consonants.