This is what happens when you reply to spam email | James Veitch

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  • Published on:  Monday, February 1, 2016
  • Suspicious emails: unclaimed insurance bonds, diamond-encrusted safe deposit boxes, close friends marooned in a foreign country. They pop up in our inboxes, and standard procedure is to delete on sight. But what happens when you reply? Follow along as writer and comedian James Veitch narrates a hilarious, months-long exchange with a spammer who offered to cut him in on a hot deal.

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  • Mr. E
    Mr. E  2 hours ago

    #JamesVeitch Dude!!! @JamesVeitch I can't believe how much less alone I feel right now!! I don't even know what force in the universe brought me here, but I've been doing this for well over a decade now! People have thought I was crazy! With each new influx of the newest version of the same old "Nigerian Prince" I'd have to waste as much of their time and get them as excited as possible, all while keeping myself entertained on, what was for me, just the principal of the matter. I've even gotten Microsoft involved, urging them to track in real time, the IP locations they say the can never pin down to stop these A$$holes, with Navy SEAL like precision tactical battle plan presentations. So far, I remain unsuccessful, but I still have faith that one day, I will, in fact, bring down the "Nigerian Prince" and there WILL BE a new sheriff of SPAMMY LAND in the house!! Currently, I'm negotiating exchange rates with a British widow of Indian decent who is in poor health and donating her recently passed husbands fortune to less fortunate American children. I'm working on a flyer to "pitch her" of big bellied white kids from the country with flies buzzing around their heads that need British/Indian Cultural Center's that have free Big Mac's at every entrance and exit from the center to the Monster Trucks that take the kids to American Football games!!!! Because you just have to push the limits all the time to really know where they are!!! LMAO I'm hoping this will lead to finally the couple White Hat Lancers I've needed on board that can hunt down what Microsoft hasn't been able to in a decade!! WHo's in?

  • Megan Leung
    Megan Leung  4 hours ago +1

    All the people who disliked this video are the people who regretted scamming James Veitch

  • Akash Shetty
    Akash Shetty  4 hours ago

    🤭😂

  • Clément Saint-Marc

    "Bonsoir" means "good evening", if you want to say "good night" that's "bonne nuit"

  • Logan 900
    Logan 900  8 hours ago

    Bonsior my golden nugget, bonsior.

  • Sol Hill
    Sol Hill  10 hours ago

    Woa I'm Solomon

  • Sushi Neko
    Sushi Neko  12 hours ago

    I came from jaiden animations

  • george ghazal
    george ghazal  14 hours ago

    23k

  • rupert
    rupert  14 hours ago +1

    Ok YouTube, I watched it finally. You happy?

  • Robzrapid
    Robzrapid  15 hours ago +5

    Plot twist:




    Solomon hates gold and wanted to actually sell it to James.

  • Swapnil P
    Swapnil P  17 hours ago

    This man has an incredible comic sense..

  • Another Email
    Another Email  17 hours ago

    why is this on my recommend i already watched it lpl

  • Frozen Trickz
    Frozen Trickz  17 hours ago

    h

  • Maiken Zupančič Danko
    Maiken Zupančič Danko  18 hours ago +1

    H U M M U S

  • Nancy D
    Nancy D  20 hours ago

    Oh, my god, this is hysterical! Love this guy. Brilliant!! Thanks for posting.

  • Extremely Salty Player

    Eyy, ya boy Solomon used the code, at least give him $15

  • Zoey Martinez
    Zoey Martinez  yesterday

    Omg i reply to scam emails and phone calls all the time
    Good to know I’m not alone😂😂

  • briantravelman
    briantravelman  yesterday

    I've wanted to reply to them but I'm afraid they'll send my computer a virus

  • RAM City
    RAM City  yesterday

    This guy is amazing 😉

  • Lies Exposed
    Lies Exposed  yesterday

    This guy is a village idiot not a genius...