French Fry Rap - You Suck at Cooking (episode 35)

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  • Published on:  Thursday, March 10, 2016
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    French fries are a dish best served rhythmically.


    WE're gonna. 
    Wash our hands off and then dry em with a towel 
    then we'll dip em back in water and them coat em with flower

    Take a potato make sure it's not a tomato 
    Then confirm it's full of love cause you should never be cooking pohateoes.
    You get to chopping the potatoes are flopping and then they’re 
    falling on the floor and so you gotta be mopping ‘em up 

    You think you lost it so you go in the closet then you 
    grab so me more potatoes and get ready to hop right back on it
    The knife’s blading the potatoes degrading, 
    into a hundred little shavings then we gett’em all bathing. Uh huh. 

    Don’t rush this part you wanna pull out the starch, 
    Though I’m a little bit suspicious that this step is a farce, 
    because I once gave ‘em a rinse and I just washed ‘em really quick
    And when I cooked em up and ate em well they didn’t taste harsh. So.

    We dry em off and then we heat up a pot, except the 
    pot is all unnecessary because we’re not, 
    gonna boil em in oil gonna spread ‘em out on foil,
    and then cook em up and eat ‘em stead of leave ‘em to rot

    Spray your pan but not with spray tan,
     if you don't put on a layer then it's just as bad as taping.
    ‘cause you don’t want all the fries to be there sticking when you’re
    trying hard to flip ‘em while you’re cooking just to gett’em into dipping: back up.

    Lay your fries out with some oil to make 'em wetter 
    add some salt from the container in your bag a bitta Pepper pepper pepper. 
    Time to wrastle 'em but don't over hassling 
    You can take your time or you can do it turbo fastelin'

    You can give a spin and use your fingers or fisting 
    And you can whip em while you’re sipping on a gin with a twisting 
    And if you’re getting super bored with it centrifugal force it 
    Spin around until you're dizzy and you fall on the floor,
    then get up. 

    Four hundred and we’re heating up the onion. 
    Grab the pan with you left hand open the door and then shove em, 
    Stand by and bide your time while it starts the combustion
    and then collect a fist of implements stand by for the rustlin’
    COME ON.

    Call your mom or do some origom
    Or clean the friggin’ counter ’til the dirt is all but gone
    And with a bunch of minutes passing while they're In there getting blasted 
    heated sizzled up and fizzling then put your glove on.
    Know why?

    ‘cause it's time to take a look at the fries. 
    Be sure to keep a healthy distance and don't burn out your eyes.
    Be honest 'bout the color don't be telling yourself lies 'cause if you
    under/over cook 'em then you'll make yourself cry, I mean. 

    You're not probably gonna actually cry,
    But if you cry a little bit just make sure that you go hide, 
    ‘cause you’ll never really be sure which emotions will be rising
    to the surface so just blame it on an onion and then wipe off your eyes 

    Then get back into that kitchen like a boss,
    Take the pan out of the onion, salt, then give 'em a toss, 
    You wanna mix’ em with precision causing gentle collision, 
    Then let’s rustle up ingredients to make a thick and dippable sauce. 

    Love curry mayo ‘cause it’s gotta lotta flavo, 
    And it’s buoyant so if you go for a swim then it could save you, 
    Though I really wouldn’t test it because mayo is invested, 
    In another whole activity called being digested. 

    So grab handful and just give ‘em a test,
    Then continue on assessing ’til you’ve eaten the rest, of em, 
    Caress ‘em with affection and an unhealthy obsession, 
    And compress em in your mouth until they fill up your chest. Because.

    You suck at cooking ‘cause you’re always overlooking 
    all the steps it takes to make a things taste great and also you never cook.
    You suck at cooking ‘cause you never even go into the
    kitchen at any time of the day not even to take a look.


  • Xavier Betancourt

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  • C Brooks
    C Brooks  3 days ago

    I don't, uh.. even know... what, um.. to say.. at this point.

    I fucking can't stop watching.

  • Faye Lockwood
    Faye Lockwood  4 days ago

    That (1:52) could be in a commercial, 10/10 a perfect video

  • Chill Robloxian
    Chill Robloxian  6 days ago

    7H1S 15 4C7U4LLY 4 G00D R4P

  • Romeo Coney
    Romeo Coney  7 days ago


  • yellow potatoeee
    yellow potatoeee  14 days ago

    I like the finger dance in the end.

    SHITAKI  14 days ago

    and this kids is why we dont do drugs

  • Edward Gotico
    Edward Gotico  14 days ago

    hahaha Wangjangle Records

  • Graisk
    Graisk  14 days ago

    Yooooooo those fingers got moves

  • Mikai Jordan
    Mikai Jordan  14 days ago +1

    Love him or hate him, this man is spittin strait fax

  • Ville
    Ville  21 days ago

    Were you tooooo fast?

  • marcella budiono
    marcella budiono  21 days ago

    This is so sickkkbjlvcthdtycjgcgjhm I love it

  • shiroace
    shiroace  21 days ago

    this gave me serious lotus juice vibe fuck

  • sid
    sid  28 days ago

    This man rhymed mom with oragam

  • Nexus Airov
    Nexus Airov  a months ago


  • thezasw
    thezasw  a months ago

    genius lyrics link pls ?

  • destiny blue
    destiny blue  a months ago


  • Kwan Duck
    Kwan Duck  a months ago

    When u wanna be a musician but ur mom wants u to be a chef

  • Joe J
    Joe J  a months ago +1

    Swear to god that beat change at 1:06 changed my life

  • Jonathan Cochrane
    Jonathan Cochrane  a months ago +1

    The pepper pepper pepper part got me movin😂