Everything Wrong With Tomb Raider (2018)

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  • Published on:  Thursday, August 9, 2018
  • Well, they went and rebooted the Tomb Raider movies. Dammit. And yeah, they made them average again.

    Next week: Sci-fi sins and kicking sins.

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  • New Message  (Aug 9, 2018))

    She didn't die forty times in a row trying to jump on a pillar. **DING**

  • Rebekah Timmins  (Aug 12, 2018))

    I had such high hopes for this movie. The base material gave them so much to work with and yet they managed to turn Matthias from a brutish cult leader into a squirrelly man working for trinity, that was only mentioned in a gps cache ONCE in the 2013 game. Nothing about how Lara and her crew wrecked on the island and couldn’t leave because the spirit of Himiko cursed the island. There was just so much potential wasted

  • Jessica Hansen  (Jan 20, 2019))

    If they turn the other two games into movies they better do it right because all the Tomb Raider fans are dying!

  • soph💖💫  (Jan 6, 2019))

    I think half of you forget about a Movie's budget. There was A LOT of references to the 2013 Tomb Raider game, and SOTR, ROTR.Sure, & yeah they created a different plot for the games itself, but they INCLUDED at least half of what you saw in the newest games of Tomb Raider, and the 2013 TR.E.G, when Lara had pushed off that dude who works for Trinity, she had grabbed her climbing axe and jumped over to the other edge, WITHOUT the ladder that was originally there for the 2 men, her dad, and the g...

  • Marvin Martin  (Aug 13, 2018))

    How about another sin for the fact that if himiko wanted to protect the world from her pathogen, maybe just have her body burned and destroyed like they did at the end?

  • Wesley LeRoy  (Mar 5, 2019))

    Marvin Martin have you written anything?

  • chimanruler15  (Sep 19, 2018))

    +Marvin Martin Indeed.

  • Pat McBride  (Aug 12, 2018))

    Add a sin for virulent pathogen not being deadly to those breathing the dust stirred up by the tomb raiders.

  • J .S  (Oct 4, 2018))

    arrows are a crueller way to brutally murder than bullets and Shadiversity did a great video on how swords are a great weapon choice for women, not bows!

  • killua zoldyck  (Aug 29, 2018))

    Pat McBride add another 1k sins, for lara jumping god jumps, but being soft on other shit like fighting the robbers, retarded movie

  • ZeroG&M  (Nov 15, 2018))

    The game is way way better

  • spiros91  (Oct 13, 2018))

    One sin for the fact that Vogel gets hit in the nuts and immediately fights back like nothing happened but when gets kicked by Lara a few seconds later gets stunned and one more sin for the fact that Richard has a picture of a Trinity woman but failed to recognize that is was his assistant, even though he managed to find Himiko out of nowhere.

  • KalligTheGray  (Aug 15, 2018))

    And the trend of awful video game movie adaptations continues...

  • winnie Bishh  (Sep 23, 2018))

    Is anyone going to say it? They Scooby doo'ed Tomb Raider... lol.Whole premise of TR is 1.Something appears as supernatural2.Lara is skeptical & overcomes huge adversities and tries to find the truth3.Lara finds the truth which is supernatural and overcomes evil.But in Scooby doo1.Something appears as supernatural2.The gang investigates3.Bad guy is making fools out of everyone and the whole situation if completely logical and non supernatural.Sooo... They Scooby doo'ed Tomb Raider...

  • Patricia Rey  (Jan 7, 2019))

    winnie Bishh They pretty much did...

  • luthmhor  (Dec 30, 2018))

    I’m glad, the supernatural stuff is ridiculous. There’s more realism in this movie than other tomb raiders which is great. Laura is what, 110lb? So it makes sense that she would have a very difficult time fighting men, which she does. I appreciated that, “god mode” action movie characters who are OP, particularly beautiful women who can somehow manage to defeat well trained much stronger men isn’t interesting at all. I can’t suspend the disbelief.

  • sup2069  (Aug 13, 2018))

    Ancient glory hole, I’m dead! 💀💀💀😂😂😂😂😭😭

  • Yiqun Yang  (Aug 14, 2018))

    sup2069 r

  • thistubeisfucked  (Aug 9, 2018))

    Using a ziplock bag to contain a deadly biological sample... Ding.

  • ZeroBeat1  (Aug 9, 2018))

    I kinda get it from a, "We don't have anything else around," perspective, but you do not carry out a deadly biological sample ever unless you can completely seal it in an airtight bag and quarantine anyone that came into contact with it or was near it.

  • thistubeisfucked  (Aug 9, 2018))

    Airtight? Airtight?... Are you crazy? A ziplock bag is so so... sssoooo far from airtight.