Everything Wrong With Tomb Raider (2018)

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  • Published on:  Thursday, August 9, 2018
  • Well, they went and rebooted the Tomb Raider movies. Dammit. And yeah, they made them average again.

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  • Dean Emanuel
    Dean Emanuel  15 hours ago

    She isnt lara material and what about 1000000 sins for this movie ever even being made

  • Simidae
    Simidae  yesterday

    Ha I'd actually forgotten that this horrible movie existed & I'd seen it. The game reboots are so bad that I can't be bothered to pay attention to 'Tomb Raider' anymore.

  • Legendary0425
    Legendary0425  2 days ago

    Seriously why do you bitch about narration? Is there one movie that doesn't have it? I like to see you preview that movie and give it -1000000000000 sins since u bitch about it EVERY SINGLE TIME

  • alekpo2000
    alekpo2000  3 days ago

    i just realized they made another tomb raider movie! i though it was only the game so i didnt watch it lol.

  • Demon Duck of Doom

    I didn't think I could love Cinema Sins more and then they used the word 'tittle' 👏

  • Simon Hansen
    Simon Hansen  5 days ago

    You forgot how the movie is 60 percent Tomb Raider 2013. Is this movie going to be tied into a movie "inspired" by Rise of the Tomb Raider, and THAT sequel, Shadow of the Tomb Raider? Because this is what it feels like.

  • Shyndryths Concepts

    honestly the dusty mummy penis would have made this movie more worth watching

  • Brian Sneary
    Brian Sneary  6 days ago

    speck = pixel

  • GenLiu
    GenLiu  7 days ago

    7:21 Good point, in fact so good that the sentence "Get ready" makes no sense when the person you're talking to doesn't know "to what".
    Also, "why would they want anyone to find this, even if they made it Dark souls hard" XD

  • Ty Pooly
    Ty Pooly  7 days ago

    Everyone was all like "This is how you do a video game movie." lmao....no.

  • impact zone
    impact zone  7 days ago

    Everything Wrong With Tomb Raider (2018)
    terrible acting - 100 sins
    copy and pasted, unoriginal, uninspired predictable story ripped out of the 2013 reboot tr game - 80 sins
    a movie that nobody ask for - 30 sins
    can't even compete with a movie series that came out 2001 & 2003 and flopped hard at the box office - 20 sins
    alicia vikander being a awful lara croft - 70 sins add 5 more sins because of her giraffe neck and shitty movie posters.
    Everything Wrong With Tomb Raider (2018) that this movie even exist

  • xcoponent
    xcoponent  7 days ago

    Thanks for Video, a Critic's right! Eh, you should have heard the complaints that People had about 'On The Beach' 1959 Movie, I was just a kid and nearly trampled by Critique! And worst, our War Hero debuted in a Movie in 1961 -1962 and 50% of the World's population stopped watching TV because he said one single curse word at the End! The Censors were killing themselves? Just saying, you have touched on a few reasons why that I too -stopped watching TV in 1972. But I'm always looking for a good Movie, and TR 2018 definitely can just loose itself under the Basement floor of a Harbinger's Den. Take Care

  • Joe From Cincinnati

    Movie relies on the video game it's based on to provide proper narrative backstory for the villain organization
    ding

  • jackfelldown1
    jackfelldown1  7 days ago

    Lara croft, Katniss Everdeen... Legolas-LOL

  • Ushiab
    Ushiab  14 days ago

    15:03 Lol tf

  • demonpride1975
    demonpride1975  14 days ago

    so a reworking of tomb raider so laras father is alive, WHAT. did square even read their own material.

  • comgetit1
    comgetit1  14 days ago

    Himiko's generals enclosed her in the mountain and she then decided to sacrifice herself so she wouldn't kill everyone trapped inside with her. Hence the traps to keep people, her followers, inside. You may remove 1 sin.

  • asher030
    asher030  14 days ago

    I don't even recall there WAS a new Tomb Raider...

  • BlargieArg
    BlargieArg  14 days ago

    I had no clue this movie existed

    EDIT: apparently I clicked on this video and liked it without watching and I completely forgot about this movie. Very memorable.

  • H Hill
    H Hill  14 days ago

    Ahhh cinema sins watches justified....thats redeeming to me...minus 5 sins