Lemon Blueberry Scones - You Suck at Cooking (episode 78)

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  • Published on:  Wednesday, July 11, 2018
  • I accidentally cut out the SALT clip. Add a dash of salt to those dry ingredients. Subscribe: http://bit.ly/1HuynlYhttps://twitter.com/yousuckatcookinhttp://instagram.com/yousuckatcookinghttp://facebook.com/yousuckatcookingSnapchat: @yousuckatcookin How to make these scones:2 cups of all purpose flour3 tablespoons of sugar (if you want them sweeter add more...amazing how that works)1 tablespoon of baking powderA PINCH OF SALT! I accidentally cut it out of the video DAMMIT. 1 gallon of baking soda to keep you coolWangjangle those ingredients togetherChop up most of a stick of butter into little bitsMix them in and go chunk hunting Add in 1.5 cups of blueberries and some exterior lemon skin scrapings (I like a tablespoon ish)Make a little volcano cavity chamber impression Pour in one cup of cream...if you want your scones to be more cakey use half a cup of cream and 2 eggs. They'll also be more yellow. Barely mix the dough, don't overwerk it Put the dough on a floured surface and form it into some kind of rectangular shapeCut it in half. Then in half. Then in half. Then in half. Separate the pieces on a parchment papered pan. They are going to expand, just like the universe. Checkmate atheists. Bake them for around 20-24 minutes on 4 hundo. They're so good when they're still warm omg, with even more butter on them, OMFG SERIOUSLY. Also I want to try to Scottish British UK scones with clotted cream. Because even though the term "clotted cream" is the most unappetizing two words ever written, it looks incredible.Or use one of these which is where I started: https://www.yellowblissroad.com/lemon...https://www.marthastewart.com/317388/...
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  • You Suck At Cooking
    You Suck At Cooking  a years ago +5095

    I accidentally left out the salt clip. Put half a teaspoon of salt in the dry ingredients, please. Or 2/4 coffee spoon.

  • walklikearobot
    walklikearobot  5 months ago +1239

    "I meant this as a joke but it actually works perfect"
    ...basically this entire channel tho

  • Slushie
    Slushie  10 months ago +1265

    My dad has been in prison for 4 years because he smuggled a croissant back to Ireland from France please bring him back he's an innocent man

  • A Vsaucy Boi
    A Vsaucy Boi  a years ago +2028

    As a man who watched the video, let me tell ya. I watched the video

  • Crushed by an ambulance
    Crushed by an ambulance  9 months ago +613

    you're like the bob ross of cooking

  • You Suck At Cooking
    You Suck At Cooking  a years ago +4005

    Do you pronounce it scone or scone?

  • Bronze
    Bronze  a years ago +1845

    I feel like you might be misleading us with a few of those facts.

  • SkateFastEatAss
    SkateFastEatAss  2 months ago +171

    "give them space to express themselves, because change is inevitable"... I felt that bro.

  • Chloe
    Chloe  a years ago +385

    Waaaaaaitttt a minute you just said pastries are illegal in Scotland yet they’re used as currency? 🤔🤔🤔🤔 that’s like buying Doritos with a gram of crystal meth

  • Rose Lawton
    Rose Lawton  a years ago +382

    "this is a battle which has waged on for millennia"
    @ppl not from the UK he is not exaggerating it really is that big of a deal (it's scone like stone fite me)

  • SAVU
    SAVU  a years ago +237

    I messed up and cut on the parchment paper. I thought I was better. I was wrong.

  • Jeff
    Jeff  a years ago +100

    As a Scottish man I can safely say scones are definitely our currency

  • C.M.C.18
    C.M.C.18  a years ago +179

    LEMON EXFOLIATING

  • TotallyMature
    TotallyMature  a years ago +94

    The war isn't about the prononciation of scone. That would be stupid
    It's about whether you put jam on first then the cream, or the cream on first then the jam. Do your research. Honestly.

  • RedRiot
    RedRiot  a years ago +2041

    Man didnt think I'd be relating to leftover scone dough today

  • Mollyuniverse
    Mollyuniverse  a years ago +88

    I didn’t know this video features The Rolling Stones

  • Doodle Dragon
    Doodle Dragon  a years ago +84

    ᴄᴜᴢ ᴜʀ ᴡᴀsᴛɪɴ ᴜʀ ʟɪғᴇ ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ ɪɴᴛᴇʀɴᴇᴛ
    sᴏ ɢᴇᴛ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴋɪᴛᴄʜᴇɴ ᴡɪᴛʜ sᴏᴍᴇ ᴏᴠᴇɴ ᴍɪᴛs

  • melanie grenon
    melanie grenon  a years ago +78

    I never realized but your personality is almost identical to tina belcher

  • John Jewell
    John Jewell  a years ago +20

    In the written recipe, you added the salt, but you left out the both the lemon and the blueberries...
    You really do suck at cooking, don't you? LOL

  • Morgan Lemons
    Morgan Lemons  a years ago +2251

    "These was meant like a joke but it actually worked" lol