7 Ways to Chop an Onion: You Suck at Cooking (episode 9)

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  • Published on:  Monday, July 6, 2015
  • Subscribe for more unconventional culinary mastery; ►►http://bit.ly/1HuynlYSee how far Grilled Cheese Robot technology has come: ►►http://bit.ly/1dZ1gOFOnion chopping technology has come a long way since the 1940's, but few people take advantage of it. Why is that? Ignorance. That's why.


  • weedbgone
    weedbgone  3 years ago +6133

    I bet this guy is hot

  • smartsport
    smartsport  3 years ago +6206

    It feels like the only reason people watch this guy is that he slowly whittles down our self-esteem by telling us we suck at cooking that we eventually believe only he will ever truly love us.

  • Caige Parker
    Caige Parker  3 years ago +1770

    I'm a white belt and the union chopped me up is that supposed to happen

  • Asdfghjkl;' 123456789
    Asdfghjkl;' 123456789  3 years ago +2385

    i feel so stupid. i believed the second one, until i realized this was satire...

  • Deldarel
    Deldarel  3 years ago +1100

    2:29 "you should have more respect for your onion" but forcing it to listen to nickelback is somehow okay? It's even one of your favorite techniques, you sadist.

  • Kairam
    Kairam  3 years ago +2061

    "What you wanna do is give your onion a good old spin aaand all that happens I that you make your onion dizzy and you should probably have more respect for your onion considering what you're about to put it through"
    XD there are many things you say on you channel that make me wanna subscribe a million times and this is one of them X3

  • Shaidyn
    Shaidyn  3 years ago +546

    Please end every video with, "OKAY BYYYYYYYYYYYYYYE!"

  • Pat Uszodi
    Pat Uszodi  3 years ago +494

    A throwback to episode 1: "Before the 40's, when knives were invented, people just used to smash stuff against a wall."

  • AussieBec93
    AussieBec93  3 years ago +367

    I like that you reference a fact you previously mentioned about knives being invented in the 40s 😂😂

  • Andy Eccentric
    Andy Eccentric  2 years ago +100

    The entire video was about cutting ovens, I'm confused?

  • Robert Melena
    Robert Melena  3 years ago +125

    "Damn it I got black beans"

  • Amaranthine X
    Amaranthine X  3 years ago +57

    Uhh I tried the third technique since I have a blue belt in taekwondo, and I also chopped through the cutting board. Is that supposed to happen?

  • Boop
    Boop  3 years ago +209

    I've seen this at least 20 times in the past year. I've shown so many friends this fantastic video. Congrats on almost 2 million views!

    JAY THAN  3 years ago +28

    damn I thought u would take the battery and connect the negative charge to the knife and put the onion back together.

  • playgurl4dayear
    playgurl4dayear  3 years ago +93

    Why am I just now discovering your channel?! You're hilarious and awesome!!

  • H.D.Instrumental
    H.D.Instrumental  3 years ago +72

    1:14 This would actually not work, because the circuit is not closed.

  • Leo Nickle
    Leo Nickle  3 years ago +14

    This may sound stupid but I did actually learn how to cut an onion from here.

  • Asia Xx
    Asia Xx  3 days ago +1

    My friend sent me this and I'm legit worried about her

  • DinoDoesStuff
    DinoDoesStuff  3 years ago +44

    How much did you cry during the making of this video?

  • Navaros
    Navaros  3 years ago +25

    I only have a cousin Jacob. If beat him and will it still have the same effect?