Choco Banana Ice Cream Rap - You Suck at Cooking (episode 48)

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  • Published on:  Thursday, September 29, 2016
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    Take some very ripe bananas, up to almost no-longer edible, then freeze them. Freeze them overnight, or for at least a few hours, the texture depends on total frozenaciousness.

    In a food processor or blender, throw in, for example,
    two bananas,
    half a cup of soy or almond milk (or other milk),
    a tablespoon of coco powder,
    half a teaspoon or so of vanilla extract.
    Just add more of anything if the texture isn't as thick or thin as you want. Then eat it.


    First off I wanna talk about the word cream
    You gotta not be taking it so literally,
    I should probably put the cream in quotations.
    But when you shove your face in
    There will be no indication
    It's an imitation of sorts.

    Bring you back to the summer time wearing shorts.
    Good times laughing, face splattered,
    smashing back and packing down a triple chocolate caramel
    Way back before the calories mattered

    If I were you I wouldn’t be convinced,
    But let me tell you’ll convert into believers after one lick,
    There isn’t gonna be a chance for it to drip,
    You’ll be shattering your tongue on a head freeze brain trip.

    4 ingredient ice cream let’s get started.

    Thumb and index, at the vertex.
    Grab a little hammer and make sure to test the reflex.
    You gotta be confident your banana is dead,
    You’re not wanting the consequence of it screaming when it’s blen-dead

    Time to locate the stem, okay.
    If you can’t exactly narrow it down it’s time to rotate
    a pinch above the shaft just a little ways, from the end,
    3 inches from the back of the middle bend, open it.

    Chopping into inches, once slice at a time,
    If you’re a dude 1 inch in real life is 3 inches in your mind,
    In a container that's rigid enough for frigid temperatures of,
    Drop it down so low they might not ever get up.

    What’s going through your mind, banana.
    You’ve been warm all of your life.
    And now you’re so damn
    cold. cold. cold. cold.
    Is your world falling apart, well I just don’t know

    You’ll be needing to be keeping ‘em until they’re freezing.
    Until you can’t even be squeezing them a cold breeze leaving em,
    They’ll shatter if you hit ‘em with a ratchet or hammer,
    They’ll make a nice hard sound that’s really pleasing.
    Gather your supplies and circle them around you like their wagons
    You don’t wanna be knee deep missing something end up lagging.
    Coco powder, with a little vanilla,
    then a little soy or almond milk, grab a blender and fill it up

    Delicious dish Getting ready to mix.
    Try to churn with a fork, make you wish you had a Vitamix.
    Gotta be on a bender to think that you can do better
    you’re gonna need some kinda modern mechanical blender

    Now gettit in there and mix.
    And once you got it mixed ‘en that’s it. (do dark and pause).

    I’m not even kidding that’s it.

    Vanilla bananas and milk and coco and mix and that’s it.
    Get a cup and serve it up impossible to fuck it up.

    You don’t have a mind, banana. You’ve been unconscious all of your life.
    And now you’re ice cream.
    What does that mean?
    Life’s a mystery.
    You don’t have a mind but at least you're real tasty.


  • LikeCode
    LikeCode  2 months ago

    Omg it howtobabish

  • Laxi-nar Laxi
    Laxi-nar Laxi  2 months ago

    You really wanna join a band

  • Christian the spookist spook in the west

    I watched this exactly 3 years later

  • aditi srivastava
    aditi srivastava  2 months ago

    U live at really beautiful place

  • Insphexcyr
    Insphexcyr  3 months ago

    The one guy eminem is too afraid to diss

  • Pround Canandian
    Pround Canandian  3 months ago

    Never mind not meth LSD

  • Pround Canandian
    Pround Canandian  3 months ago

    Whatttttttttttttttttttttttttt the so this is what happens when you do Hardcore meth

  • Meowlioli
    Meowlioli  3 months ago

    The only rapper Eminem was afraid to diss.

  • Markus Trofanenko
    Markus Trofanenko  3 months ago

    "One of the most fire raps you've ever made."

  • Devilbrine
    Devilbrine  3 months ago

    Allright we need to talk. This is just NOT okay. What is the excuse to you not being a music maker, HM??

  • PieBoyLegit123
    PieBoyLegit123  3 months ago +1

    This is WAY better than the french fry rap.

  • DONTworryIgotTHIS
    DONTworryIgotTHIS  3 months ago

    You could probably freeze the milk into cubes for more ice cream like consistency.

  • Star :3
    Star :3  4 months ago

    Are you related to jack stabuer

  • Moist Banana 1234
    Moist Banana 1234  4 months ago

    What have you done to Banana Tim?!

  • Adam Brynes
    Adam Brynes  4 months ago

    Sometimes I imagine YSAC's neighbors running into him while he's walking through the woods of Ontario just holding a banana or rolling an avocado or something slowly in front of him and it kills me.

  • Ben Lee
    Ben Lee  4 months ago

    Imagine being a hiker in the woods seeing a guy recording a banana held to the sky.

  • Lassie Sandiego
    Lassie Sandiego  4 months ago

    This stuff kept me alive and somewhat decently nourished when I had a no-chew surgery. I'd added in some peanut butter for protein and it was perfect

  • Homie Dodo bird
    Homie Dodo bird  4 months ago

    I’m gonna need to try this

  • Savi S.
    Savi S.  4 months ago

    This is the most creative thing I've heard

  • ur mom lol
    ur mom lol  4 months ago +1

    lowkey fyre 🔥🔥🔥🔥