Transcendental Granola - You Suck at Cooking (episode 43)

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  • Published on:  Tuesday, July 12, 2016
  • Subscribe; @yousuckatcookin It's delicious.Take 3 cups of oats. Crush 2 cups of any nuts you like. Take half a cup of coconut oil and half a cup of maple syrup or honey and mix that all together. With a teaspoon of vanilla extract. And a teaspoon of sea salt. Mix it up and bake it at 350. After 15 minutes or so give it a stir. Then do that again after another ten minutes or so. Keep an eye on it! When it's cooked to an amount you think is good take it out. It will get crispier as it cools down. Mix in some dried cranberries, blueberries, raisins, or a cup of nothing. Enjoy.


  • Rafael Holzheimer
    Rafael Holzheimer  2 years ago +1417

    instructions weren't clear, summoned satan quite unfortunate.

  • GhostGrape
    GhostGrape  2 years ago +3574

    My brother used a dark blue bandana to crush the nuts in. Now the granola is trying to shove him in the onion.

  • Ghostly Dragon
    Ghostly Dragon  a years ago +904

    "we never crush our nuts with anger, we only crush our nuts with love."

  • lolatron
    lolatron  2 years ago +361

    i only had a gray bandana so me and the granola came out depressed

  • Megu Scarlet
    Megu Scarlet  2 years ago +1142

    I laughed until I cried, then subscribed.

  • Michelle Allen
    Michelle Allen  2 years ago +792

    As a former New Ager this is hilarious. I have some friends who would take this very seriously.

  • Sam Blomley
    Sam Blomley  3 years ago +398

    Umm so I followed the instructions exactly and I think my granola has bad energy, what can I do to fix this? Will this affect the rest of my flow?

  • Joseph Wood
    Joseph Wood  a years ago +332

    Coming from a small, free range, locally sourced, organic, spiritually harmonized, town in hipster mecca Oregon I can agree with this video 101% (numbers are only limited to how open your mind is).

  • JoeyBoi
    JoeyBoi  3 years ago +4360

    Seriously, how do you do it? Each video is it's own unique journey, and yet each video is just as good as the other. The consistency of this channel is amazing.

  • Clair De Lune
    Clair De Lune  2 years ago +344

    I just shaved my armpits 12 weeks ago will this recipe still work?

  • D Bish
    D Bish  3 years ago +234

    I understand if you say no, but will you be my spirit animal? I can give you like 35 dollars.

  • Kin Chi Yoga
    Kin Chi Yoga  a years ago +108

    My mom is a yoga teacher and would LOVE THIS.
    Edit: she’s sending it to all her yogi friends.

  • 155UR 5H4NK0V17CH
    155UR 5H4NK0V17CH  2 years ago +199

    hilarious, yet agitating

  • Disco Biscuits
    Disco Biscuits  2 years ago +133

    should i add these to my "funny" playlist, or "food recipes"? or maybe i should make a new playlist called "funny food"?

  • ladycansado
    ladycansado  3 years ago +219

    I think I love you. In a spiritual sense. Like, love in the spirit of this video. I'll never make this granola, because I've already HAD this granola in its purest form, because of your video. Thank you.

  • Quiscalus777
    Quiscalus777  2 years ago +48

    Did you make sure your oats are vegan, gluten free, free trade, cruelty free oats? No matter how good your meditation is, if the essence of your granola is corrupt, the entire thing is corrupt down to its core. Please be careful next time, many people look up to you, you shouldn't be spreading such a bad message.
    Good vibrations to you.

  • Secondhand Wildflowers
    Secondhand Wildflowers  a years ago +40

    I told my brother in law today ground salt has negative vibrations in it lol, out of NOWHERE, he profusely apologized and I couldn’t breathe because my chemo brain sent it out before my mouth realized it lol.... I love you so much for moments like this

  • JennaMarbles
    JennaMarbles  3 years ago +6146

    This video centered my chakras so much it evolved my charmander.

  • BloodRoot The Flower
    BloodRoot The Flower  2 years ago +22

    turn on closed captions and at 1:48 it's captioned with [unexpected bongos]

  • TooCool4Skool Lol
    TooCool4Skool Lol  3 years ago +791

    Ik you probably won't see dis but thank you for making cooking fun and funny this series holds a special place in my heart because you first uploaded your first vid on my birthday so yeah thanks dude ^_^