The Oscars Jokes Kevin Hart Would Have Told

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  • Published on:  Thursday, January 10, 2019
  • 'The Upside' star Kevin Hart tries out the material he was preparing for the Oscars ceremony.

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  • Dirty Mota  (Jan 13, 2019))

    I like his shirt

  • William Joyner Jr.  (Feb 26, 2019))

    That jacket, though.

  • Ronald Lassiter  (Jan 17, 2019))

    +Zeena Greene gotta be be lean

  • Scott Kelley  (Jan 14, 2019))

    I'm gay, I think he's funny. I'm not offended by his homophobic jokes from a decade ago. I thought comedians were allowed to make jokes that are offensive!! If we get offended by everything, we feed into the bull shit, we let ourselves become victims to something that really doesn't matter. I don't think he should have apologised at all. I respect that he has. I feel he doesn't need to prove himself to anybody. I think he has already. Everyone is attacking him for some old jokes. Why wasn't this brough...

  • Shan Gee  (Mar 6, 2019))

    Yeah. Most people are just trying to survive.

  • Marian Millan  (Mar 6, 2019))

    Yea I feel like people try to defend gay people when gay ppl don’t even care

  • orchidRiTa18  (Jan 14, 2019))

    If Kevin Hart just went on Insta and gave his would be Oscar monologue he'd actually get a higher viewership than the actual award show.

  • CheesecakeLasagna  (Feb 15, 2019))

    Seems legit

  • BornToFly  (Jan 28, 2019))

    +Jerry Pecks just humor dude... not meaning that's how it would really happen...

  • Miles Finnch  (Jan 14, 2019))

    George Carlin said political correctness would kill comedy. We're seeing that playing right before our eyes

  • Kevin  (Feb 11, 2019))

    blacks and democrats are killing humor.....and human evolutionUS IQ 1940US IQ 2018

  • Adam Mcgrath  (Jan 27, 2019))

    +Nathan Felts well it IS funny. Id beat mine too

  • Live Till I Die  (Jan 12, 2019))

    He wrote: “I sincerely apologize to the LGBTQ community for my insensitive words from my past,” following it up with a second tweet saying, “I’m sorry that I hurt people.”He apologized.

  • Jake Lindsay  (Jan 22, 2019))

    +Cliff Roberson That right there might be the problem. You seriously just equivocated his "words" with murder.

  • +Helenosa Do you understand what the job of a comedian is, heres a hint, telling jokes. Because there job consists of telling jokes it means what they are saying doesnt necessary reflect how they feel or believe about something. As a comedian they are telling jokes based on all topics such as baby murder, rape, racism, religion and yes, homo sexual in nature type jokes. Notice the last word of that sentence, jokes, as in not their opinion but a comedic bit. Here, let me give you some definitions of jok...

  • BerzerK  (Jan 14, 2019))

    Was really excited to see 8 minutes of Kevin Hart telling his would've been Oscar jokes, but then found out most of it was just Stephen asking Kevin about one thing he said he doesn't want to deal with anymore.

  • Ivan Garrett  (Mar 12, 2019))

    Stephen is a horrible late night talk host

  • Jovani Fisher  (Jan 22, 2019))

    thanks for telling me not to waste my time

  • Rock Hash  (Jan 13, 2019))

    I never really believed people were becoming so sensitive and weak, but here we go with another example. He's far from a good person but damn, he said something many years ago and he genuinely makes people happy even if it is for an hour. Overall he does more good than bad so fuck off you weak minded simpletons.

  • Adam Mcgrath  (Jan 27, 2019))

    Liberalism is a mental disorder. They are weak minded

  • Runaflex  (Jan 19, 2019))

    Rock Hash I agree with everything you said but I wouldn’t say he’s “far” from a good person. I’d honestly say Kevin is a pretty good guy.

  • CODPOV  (Jan 16, 2019))

    Me: I know a gay guy that sounds like an owl.Friend: Who?

  • CaptainAMAZINGGG  (Mar 7, 2019))

    +J0ECRAWF15H Haha :') <3

  • J0ECRAWF15H  (Feb 28, 2019))

    +CaptainAMAZINGGG my little brother did the same thing :(

  • firecorn1  (Jan 14, 2019))

    You could see Steven start to get irritated when Kevin countered his statement "it's our job to entertain people." Steven had something along the lines of I'm not over it until the crowd is over it. That highlights such an important characteristic in this man - that he is fake and stands for nothing. He doesn't get the idea that you need to have strong convictions and be okay with yourself sometimes, even at the risk of losing everything. And I love that Kevin got a moment to preach that

  • Shaun  (Jan 18, 2019))

    You completely misinterpreted what Colbert was saying. He isn’t saying that he won’t let it go until the audience does, he is saying that the media in general and his people he works with and or for won’t let it go until the audience does. Those are two very different things

  • Mr. H  (Jan 17, 2019))

    +sydandtaytum So basically you are saying that this " LGBTQ folks " is not "bullying" Kevin Hart for mistakes he has already apologized , you do know there is a thing called "Move on" right , if the cheated person moves on , so should be the victim , you don't have anymore right to insult him/her when he/she has already apologized to that said person. Deal with it in court or else move on , this kind of "Victimizing" isn't going to work anymore , and seriously "...

  • Nate Torres  (Jan 11, 2019))

    people are acting as if this was recent....he made this joke LITERALLY 10 years ago and people speaking as if he said it now....smh 🤦‍♂️

  • Kyoto(きょと)  (Jan 14, 2019))

    +Musa Khan he said his friend looks like a gay Chris Brown, omg the hate, oh you have to see how his friend looked though and you would get the joke. Gay people tripping.

  • Big Homie Nate  (Jan 14, 2019))

    +Musenginst S ... so you don't mind no other joke that he tells, as long as it's not a gay joke?...