Pumpkin Pie - You Suck at Cooking (episode 68)

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  • Published on:  Wednesday, November 15, 2017
  • Pumpkins are good for literally 2 things; making pumpkin pies, and throwing them off bridges. Well I’m all all out of bridges. Subscribe: http://bit.ly/1HuynlYhttp://instagram.com/yousuckatcookinghttps://twitter.com/yousuckatcookinSnapchat: @yousuckatcookin http://facebook.com/yousuckatcookingTo make the pie:Buy a pie crust. Nobody has time for that and they’re like a buck or twoTake a 13.5oz/398ml can of pure pumpkin. Not “pumpkin pie filling.” Don’t be an animalBut that in a bowl. It’s gonna be thick. Be prepared for thatAdd two eggsAdd 3/4 cup of sugarAdd 1/2 teaspoon of salt 2 1/4 teaspoons of pumpkin pie spice (or if you’re a real hot shot, use 1 tsp cinnamon, 1 tsp ground ginger, 1/4 tsp cloves)Wangjangle that together until it’s smooth. Slowly add in 1 1/2 cups of 10% cream Doubt yourself because something this liquidy could never be a pie. Put it the undo on 425undo for 15 minutes. Reduce it to 350. Now here’s where you’re gonna have to make a judgment call. Bake for 30 minutes but test the wobble. The wobble tells you everything. When the wobble is gone, the pie is ready. A deep dish crust could take an hour. There’s quite a range you can cook it in where it will still turn out great. Take it out and leave it for at least an hour, and admire the process of turning a liquid into a solid. Whip cream that son of a bitch into tomorrow.


  • WallFlee
    WallFlee  a years ago +3635

    oh my god, don't you just hate when you drop your pumpkin and it transforms into 3 pounds of oranges?... so annoying...

  • itscold
    itscold  a years ago +1801

    That pumpkin hunting scene is so scripted. You can see the wires. Maybe next time you should take your time and actually hunt wild pumpkins instead of staging the hunt for the video.

  • Ballistic BBQ
    Ballistic BBQ  a years ago +2482

    You know, looking at the size of that wild pumpkin, you were a very lucky man.  That my friend was a pupkin and it's mother was probably nearby.  There are not a whole lot of squash out there as dangerous as a protective mother pumpkin...  Great video!

  • Fehnik
    Fehnik  a years ago +703

    I feel like this isnt just funny editing.
    He is just posting from another universe with much different material dynamics, and everything is just made out of smaller versions of itself.

  • Lil Terrorist
    Lil Terrorist  a years ago +384

    "and just give it a little... NYEAHYGHUHAHA "

  • Crandall
    Crandall  a years ago +3160

    I tried to get some pumpkins in the woods but ended up getting attacked by bears.. is that normal?

  • Yoshi Zero
    Yoshi Zero  11 months ago +215

    My little brother came into my room while I was watching this and after a minute he said
    "Ha, I love how nothing makes any sense"

  • Chicken Tendies
    Chicken Tendies  a years ago +138

    I tried to capture some pumpkins in the woods but instead I found a dollar

  • Todoroki Shōto
    Todoroki Shōto  a years ago +52

    c r u s t i t u d e

  • GooglyBros
    GooglyBros  a years ago +266

    Thats exactly how my grandma made her pumpkin pie

  • Sniper Field
    Sniper Field  a years ago +177

    That apple pie looks delicious.

  • betotrono
    betotrono  a years ago +71

    Ahhh I remember two years ago when YSAC was but a wee lass saying fuck a whole bunch until his dad told him not to use so much salta' language

  • xPastell _Tears
    xPastell _Tears  2 days ago +2

    Psh. You could've just put a pumpkin, egg, and sugar on a crafting table.
    Lol noob.

  • Cormac 00
    Cormac 00  a years ago +60

    I can't even you make the best videos they never get old, EVER 😂😂😂👍🏼

  • Justin Y.
    Justin Y.  a years ago +2061

    My ancestors have cultivated wild pumpkins for generations. We used them to make pumpkin pie. Every day we went out and sacrificed a bowl of rice to appease their voracious appetite. One day, however, we forgot to feed them, and they attacked our rice storages. I'll never forget the sound of our rice being eaten away by those pumpkins. My ancestors later endured starvation from lack of rice, and they started a tradition of hunting pumpkins for necessary nourishment. That is why, every Thanksgiving, we go out to hunt pumpkins to make up for their crime and to honor our ancestors.

  • Reptillian Squid
    Reptillian Squid  a years ago +80

    I swear to god you better invite pimblokto to Thanksgiving!

  • Daniel Schilling
    Daniel Schilling  4 months ago +15

    It may be because I'm drunk or because I'm drunk, but this channel is the most honest and meaningful content I've ever seen on youtube. I'm definitely just drunk.

  • Mr Incognito
    Mr Incognito  a years ago +25

    I don't have an oven and I lost my wonderful Mother in April. I think I'll drink this holiday season. A lot.

  • Joel Lloyd
    Joel Lloyd  a years ago +51


  • KingHub
    KingHub  a years ago +6

    R I M J O B