Pumpkin Pie - You Suck at Cooking (episode 68)

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  • Published on:  Wednesday, November 15, 2017
  • Pumpkins are good for literally 2 things; making pumpkin pies, and throwing them off bridges.
    Well I’m all all out of bridges.

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    To make the pie:
    Buy a pie crust. Nobody has time for that and they’re like a buck or two
    Take a 13.5oz/398ml can of pure pumpkin. Not “pumpkin pie filling.” Don’t be an animal
    But that in a bowl. It’s gonna be thick. Be prepared for that
    Add two eggs
    Add 3/4 cup of sugar
    Add 1/2 teaspoon of salt
    2 1/4 teaspoons of pumpkin pie spice
    (or if you’re a real hot shot, use 1 tsp cinnamon, 1 tsp ground ginger, 1/4 tsp cloves)
    Wangjangle that together until it’s smooth.
    Slowly add in 1 1/2 cups of 10% cream
    Doubt yourself because something this liquidy could never be a pie.
    Put it the undo on 425undo for 15 minutes.
    Reduce it to 350.
    Now here’s where you’re gonna have to make a judgment call. Bake for 30 minutes but test the wobble. The wobble tells you everything. When the wobble is gone, the pie is ready. A deep dish crust could take an hour. There’s quite a range you can cook it in where it will still turn out great.
    Take it out and leave it for at least an hour, and admire the process of turning a liquid into a solid.
    Whip cream that son of a bitch into tomorrow.


  • smiles the bunny
    smiles the bunny  18 hours ago

    CRUSTICLES ... is this a new word now

  • PlushyStudios
    PlushyStudios  3 days ago

    15 oz Pumpkin Purée
    2 eggs
    3/4 cup of white sugar (I prefer brown)
    2 1/4 teaspoons pumpkin pie spice
    1 1/2 cups of Half and Half, Heavy Cream, Evaporated milk (I would use 1 1/4)

  • where’s my cat
    where’s my cat  5 days ago

    did anyone else see some parts of his kitchen censored

  • Danča Defucker
    Danča Defucker  7 days ago

    Omg i am on your maraton, love your videos man❤️

  • Panoori
    Panoori  14 days ago +1

    that pumpkin was very well trained. There’s a chance that pumpkin was a pet. hopefully the owners never find out.

  • makaan1932
    makaan1932  14 days ago

    This channel - where were you all my life

  • Clinton MP
    Clinton MP  14 days ago

    He's like Babbish and How to Basic's love child 😂

    BLITZER  21 days ago +1

    Pumpkin,pumpkin,pumpkin, pie, get in the season where everything dies,shove it in your face and try not to cry when you eat that pumpin pumpkin pie,my heart is sunk an shoulders thump because I can get enough pumpkin PIE,PIE,PIE,PIE!

  • Pika Memez
    Pika Memez  21 days ago +5

    And the sad thing is that when u combine these spices together and compare it to the pumpkin pie spice..


    so we are going to use 1/4 of pumpkin pie spice

  • Ying the Eevee
    Ying the Eevee  21 days ago

    you can do the alton brown method and toast the whole spices yourself before grinding them in a mortar and pestle and adding them to the pie filling.

  • Jenna Allen
    Jenna Allen  21 days ago

    Four twenty fundo

  • Audrey Bales
    Audrey Bales  28 days ago +1

    I love how his channel is called 'You suck at cooking' yet he's a really good cook. 😂

  • TonytheCapeGuy
    TonytheCapeGuy  1 months ago

    Crispy crustitude is amongst my favorite expressions now thanks!

  • [GD] Honor
    [GD] Honor  1 months ago

    Am I the only one who thinks this is daily dose of internet. But just cooking shit instead of everything else

  • xPastell _Tears
    xPastell _Tears  1 months ago +3

    Psh. You could've just put a pumpkin, egg, and sugar on a crafting table.

    Lol noob.

  • 067542 800097651
    067542 800097651  1 months ago

    Squeeze the cow condomint into the mix
    Then somethin bout a rimjob

  • MegaWolf XXX
    MegaWolf XXX  1 months ago

    The sound that he made to call the pumpkin got me crying🤣🤣

  • M M
    M M  1 months ago

    If you don’t volcano whip cream your pumpkin pie, you ain’t doing it right.

  • CanadianMaple Munoz
    CanadianMaple Munoz  1 months ago

    You are da T R U E P U M P K I N M A S T E R A N D W H I S P E R E R.

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