It is the first day of university

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  • Published on:  Tuesday, September 10, 2019
  • THE JOANA CEDDIA BOX NOW AVAILABLE: https://hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/3927975329853
    JOANA SWEATER NOW AVAILABLE: https://hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/1865852518461

    HERE’S HOW THINGS ARE GOING TO GO FROM HERE ON OUT
    1. YOU WILL ADDRESS ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO SAY HI TO ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO BAKE ME A CAKE SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO RESPECT ME SIDEWAYS, GOT IT?
    2. ONLY CUCUMBER FLAVOURED DEODORANT IS PERMISSIBLE FROM NOW ON. ANY OTHER SMELL IS PUTRID AND PUNISHABLE BY DEATH. ITS EITHER THAT OR MY NOSE BARKS AT YOU, GOT THAT?
    3.
    4. YELLOW IS DISGUSTING.
    5. SERIOUSLY, NO HUMAN BEING SHOULD WEAR YELLOW.
    6. DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?

    On a real note though, I just wanted to say thanks for sticking with me for so long. It was around this time of last year that my channel started to gain traction and I am so thankful for this opportunity. As for posting videos goes, I am going to try to get my videos up every Tuesday at 5 PM, but I am not going to make any promises. Also, I am going to be pretty inactive on twitter and instagram from this point forward cause I want to focus on my studies as much as possible (but it’s not like I was that active on there to begin with lol).

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    Hep Cats by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
    Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1500022
    Artist: http://incompetech.com/

    If you want to translate the video: http://www.youtube.com/timedtext_cs_p...

    Current sub count: 2, 908, 927

    With love,

    Jenny Cravitz
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  • CRAZY COOKING GIRL
    CRAZY COOKING GIRL  54 minutes ago

    I am a freshman in high school. Yay?

  • 《。ᑭOTᗩTO Gᗩᑕᕼᗩ。》

    Legend says she misses her uneven hairdo.





    That's just a legend tho -3-

  • momo
    momo  6 hours ago

    Wow is it just me, or would she look hot with short hair

  • carrot soup
    carrot soup  8 hours ago

    0:14 wHAT DID I DO

  • Hey Everyone
    Hey Everyone  9 hours ago

    6:19 do you watch dance moms?!🤣

  • fortsaretaken
    fortsaretaken  13 hours ago

    uhmmmmmm...is it ok if I fail at any type of subject that includes math most of the time?...

  • Mia Harp
    Mia Harp  14 hours ago

    meanwhile, I just started high school......

  • Wønder
    Wønder  15 hours ago

    When you realize Joana has the same pencil box as you

  • BTNLOCO
    BTNLOCO  15 hours ago

    Why does your dad seem pissed all the time

  • Dana Neveu
    Dana Neveu  17 hours ago

    Shutterstock

  • theresamariee
    theresamariee  18 hours ago

    i'm just happy i understand tennis and joana doesn't hehe

  • Bratu Horia
    Bratu Horia  20 hours ago

    Maybe nancy from 3rd grade stole your sanity

  • Ashleigh Scanlon
    Ashleigh Scanlon  22 hours ago

    I'm not the only one who reads Percy Jackson now

  • Ryan Herd
    Ryan Herd  22 hours ago

    I followed when you made the accurate comment about peoples reaction to studying physics. I'm in my fourth year of physics and people still react that same way 😂

  • Ali the potato
    Ali the potato  23 hours ago +2

    Lol I thought you were like 14-15 years old 😂

  • Raisa Ryuna
    Raisa Ryuna  23 hours ago

    What happened to your room joana

  • SophieWhiskers
    SophieWhiskers  23 hours ago

    Also a physics major and my name is Samantha!

  • Nany V
    Nany V  yesterday

    Omg Joana reads pjo!!!!

  • Clarie Crystal
    Clarie Crystal  yesterday

    i read percy jackson when i was 10 and i am still IN LOVE with it
    I RECOMMEND THE MORTAL INSTRUMENTS OR ANYTHING BY CASSANDRA CLARE

  • Creamii Subliminals

    Seniors: n o o b