It is the first day of university

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  • Published on:  Tuesday, September 10, 2019
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    HERE’S HOW THINGS ARE GOING TO GO FROM HERE ON OUT
    1. YOU WILL ADDRESS ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO SAY HI TO ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO BAKE ME A CAKE SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO RESPECT ME SIDEWAYS, GOT IT?
    2. ONLY CUCUMBER FLAVOURED DEODORANT IS PERMISSIBLE FROM NOW ON. ANY OTHER SMELL IS PUTRID AND PUNISHABLE BY DEATH. ITS EITHER THAT OR MY NOSE BARKS AT YOU, GOT THAT?
    3.
    4. YELLOW IS DISGUSTING.
    5. SERIOUSLY, NO HUMAN BEING SHOULD WEAR YELLOW.
    6. DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?

    On a real note though, I just wanted to say thanks for sticking with me for so long. It was around this time of last year that my channel started to gain traction and I am so thankful for this opportunity. As for posting videos goes, I am going to try to get my videos up every Tuesday at 5 PM, but I am not going to make any promises. Also, I am going to be pretty inactive on twitter and instagram from this point forward cause I want to focus on my studies as much as possible (but it’s not like I was that active on there to begin with lol).

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    Hep Cats by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
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    Current sub count: 2, 908, 927

    With love,

    Jenny Cravitz
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  • Valentina Quezadaa

    Joana reminds me of Phoebe Bridgers! Same chaotic good energy. Also, that pirate jacket needs to appear in more videos. Is too marvelous to keep it captive on a closet for the rest of the earth’s life.

  • Juan Manuel Ortiz
    Juan Manuel Ortiz  14 hours ago

    studying physics in uni means getting used to being seen with horror and or called lunatic.
    sadly...

  • James Austria
    James Austria  17 hours ago

    There's a big socialism movement at school. Watch out for them, they usually hang out in Second Cup. New Student Centre is also less crusty

  • Kiran Kumar
    Kiran Kumar  19 hours ago

    It is onè oclock
    Am

  • Depressed Cricket

    “Shut the lights DINGBAT they can’t know we live here!”

    That’s literally every nine year old playing hide and seek.

  • michael c
    michael c  2 days ago

    Lmao I go to the same Uni as her

  • fluffycorgu
    fluffycorgu  3 days ago +1

    I love how she says "anyways". it's like anyWAYS not ANYways

  • Gavin Connor
    Gavin Connor  3 days ago

    Hello my dudes I’m am an awesome funny person that is so relatable and should keep young forever and I like avacodos and I hate high school by

  • Project: Frisk
    Project: Frisk  3 days ago +1

    It's 12 am... I'm bout to sleep in front of the phone in bed... And Joana:


    "GLADLY!!!"

    Me: Seriously waking up with pure fear...

  • Pez Negro
    Pez Negro  5 days ago

    i loveyouuu ou ouuu

  • Fatma Munir
    Fatma Munir  5 days ago +1

    homegirl spent $850 at Aritzia, that youtube money hit different

  • Julha
    Julha  6 days ago

    Who this guy thinks he Is to judge socialism >:(
    My Sociology teacher never started to talk about math in her classes wtf

  • p ramsey
    p ramsey  6 days ago

    my birthday is september fourth

  • bethany k
    bethany k  6 days ago

    please be my cool big sister and raise me to be like you

  • Laica Eh
    Laica Eh  7 days ago +1

    you’re giving me Ally Hills vibes tbh 😂

  • Wilsonators FTW
    Wilsonators FTW  7 days ago +1

    8:03 Dunder Mifflin is quaking

  • Wilsonators FTW
    Wilsonators FTW  7 days ago +1

    You say sept 4 is the worst day... it’s my b-day 😐

  • ccrystallis
    ccrystallis  7 days ago +2

    joana is in university and im a teenager still waiting for mom to dry my hair

  • A K
    A K  7 days ago

    Yellow is a disgusting color??? Excuse me??? Are you oke??

  • princesskitty 20879

    I have the same pencil box as her