Weekend Update: Trump's Moscow Tower - SNL

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  • extra delux
    extra delux  8 months ago +541

    Johnson & Johnson No Tears Tear Gas
    Coming to a store near you.

  • Cachi -
    Cachi -  8 months ago +115

    There once was “beautiful clean coal” and now there’s “safe tear gas”. What’s next? Organic nuclear radiation?

  • MacMurrough the Meticulous
    MacMurrough the Meticulous  8 months ago +658

    We never kill you, only sometimes.

  • Leonaza7
    Leonaza7  8 months ago +233

    Trump’s logic So basically..."I tried to rob the bank...but I dropped all the money so it isn't really a crime..." got it! 👍🏽

  • Joseph Hooper
    Joseph Hooper  8 months ago +72

    Why do Melania's Christmas decorations always look like the corridors in Resident Evil just before a boss encounter? More like President Evil.

  • Shovel 69
    Shovel 69  8 months ago +339

    Finally I can watch all the weekend updates in order Jesus

  • Clumpsy Carlos
    Clumpsy Carlos  8 months ago +162

    "who dyes his face to match his hair?"

  • Orange iPhone juice
    Orange iPhone juice  8 months ago +84

    Like my cousin Tasha picks baby fathers hahahahaha

  • Leonaza7
    Leonaza7  8 months ago +231

    Hey Melania! Where is the Nativity? I thought the Trump's were responsible for bringing Christmas back and allowing us all to say Merry Christmas again. At least that's what all conservative media wants you to believe.

  • Leonaza7
    Leonaza7  8 months ago +70

    Putin and crown prince high 5
    The prince ordered an execution of a citizen in his kingdom without a trial or sentencing on foreign land without repercussions. A journalist who held permanent residency status in America, but Trump does not bat an eye because of economics. This administration holds no integrity in the values that America once stood for.

  • The7thPrincess
    The7thPrincess  8 months ago +167

    Also saying “that balloon is being mean to me” is a clear sign of dementia 🤣😂

  • Cher Walker
    Cher Walker  8 months ago +24

    The leg lamps 😂😆😂😆

  • strikeslifer
    strikeslifer  8 months ago +652

    Wait there's been safe tear gas this whole time. Boy black people going to be upset when they find out about this

  • jwsm2
    jwsm2  8 months ago +84

    "Wait there's been safe tear gas this whole time boy black people are going to be upset when they find out about this" LOL

  • ursaltydog
    ursaltydog  8 months ago +76

    My favourite part of SNL :)

  • Joseph Wolfson
    Joseph Wolfson  8 months ago +11

    Russian babes. Very legal, very cool. We never kill you, only sometimes.

  • visoredgruntR34
    visoredgruntR34  8 months ago +10

    "Safe tear gas" the whole point of tear gas is to make people so uncomfortable they have to vacate the area. The only way you can call it "safe" is to say it's safer than napalm.

  • You don't get to be offended by science!

    Is Melania trying to tell us something with those blood trees? Is it about to turn all Handmaid's tale in the U.S.?

  • Anthony
    Anthony  8 months ago +52

    All red just seems like a poor choice when your husband, all his kids and friends are being indited for conspiracy with Russia.

  • AnonyMouse
    AnonyMouse  8 months ago +203

    Red trees in the WH to honor Russia and Putin