Kale Chips - You Suck at Cooking (episode 60)

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  • Published on:  Tuesday, May 30, 2017
  • If you'd like to suck at more than just cooking, learn a thing or two in my new show You Suck At Everything on Fullscreen now: https://fullscreen.com/yousuck The first week is free. If you're an AT&T subscriber, get a year of Fullscreen at no extra cost: https://fullscreen.com/attSubscribe: http://bit.ly/1HuynlYhttps://twitter.com/yousuckatcookinSnapchat: @yousuckatcookin http://instagram.com/yousuckatcookinghttp://facebook.com/yousuckatcookingKale chips are so easy to make it's more difficult to not make them than to make them. Rip off some chunks of kale. Mix with some olive oil. Add some salt.Spread on a parchment papered baking sheet. Cook for around 10 minutes or so on 350Add it some other tasty things if you feel like it.
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  • Tata Chiremba
    Tata Chiremba  2 months ago +1269

    Kale being mercilessly body shamed for 6 minutes straight

  • Donutsandmusicaltheatre areamazing

    LEAVE MY CRISPY WATER OUT OF THIS

  • maggie 10103
    maggie 10103  10 months ago +2498

    After your intro you should’ve said
    “Lettuce begin”
    I’m sorry I’ll show myself out

  • Vinny Avalos
    Vinny Avalos  6 months ago +887

    "Its basically just crispy water." You can't just come out of nowhere and diss my favorite water-ball-that's-technically-lettuce like that! So think before you speak next time, okay?

  • Nana Twist
    Nana Twist  a years ago +1295

    “The people on the titanic have more respect for actual ice bergs than ice berg lettuce”

  • lou
    lou  5 months ago +434

    i have a friend whose name is Kael, (i’m not actually joking, he’s a real human, his parents are just hippies)
    now i’m going to text him and tell him that he’ll never be a lettuce.
    this was pointless information and i just wanted your time. you’re welcome, ciao.

  • Kam K
    Kam K  9 months ago +577

    bail, kale, pale, sale, nail, tail, whale, snail, rail...... prison system. beautiful.

  • Siana Tonga
    Siana Tonga  8 months ago +416

    Damn thats a ruthless humbling proccess😬😬😂😂😂😂

  • MaterClaritas
    MaterClaritas  a years ago +8311

    people who rag on iceberg lettuce because it's crispy water have lost sight of the fact that water is great and so are crispy things.

  • Jovana Grozdanic
    Jovana Grozdanic  2 months ago +56

    i tried humbling my kale and now im stuck with anxious kale

  • Nathan Chapman
    Nathan Chapman  10 months ago +227

    I now know why it’s called iceberg lettuce, an iceberg is crispy water and iceberg lettuce is crispy water

  • Brian Pedonomou
    Brian Pedonomou  10 months ago +124

    I don't know how I'm only finding out about this chanel now. I absolutely love this shit wow. Pure comedy and genuine cooking. This is actually the best thing ever. Never stop making these <3

  • Skinny Toothpick
    Skinny Toothpick  8 months ago +27

    I just watched a man roast kale
    no regrets

  • Dee A
    Dee A  11 months ago +90

    All the jokes are well enough thought out to frustrate somebody and I love it.

  • toffee&lime
    toffee&lime  7 months ago +44

    the first YSAC I ever watched... the beginning of a beautiful, beautiful relationship

  • Yeruham the Deep-Fried Goldfish

    Pro tip: to cancel out the millennial spirits and healthy effects of the kale, add tons of sugar and maybe some kale leaf shaped butter blocks.

  • Traci Lamb
    Traci Lamb  a years ago +55

    bale the kale out of the pale that you got on sale, then check it for nails, then pull off its tail while muffling its whale, then inspeck it so it doesn't contain snails and that its not too frail, then use it to check your mail then rub it on the rail for a banana for scale then do a criminal back round check to make sure its never been it the prison system because you don't need that negative energy while making kale chips. I was laughing so hard on that bit XD

  • Emily Merrill
    Emily Merrill  2 years ago +2006

    You missed the opportunity to say "mix the honey gingerly" and I'm really mad about it

  • Josh Correa
    Josh Correa  10 months ago +43

    you’ll never be a lettuce

  • Ruby Mae
    Ruby Mae  2 months ago +14

    “It’s basically crispy Water😔” SKSKSKSKSK