Legal Immigration: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)

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  • Published on:  Sunday, September 15, 2019
  • John Oliver explains how our legal immigration system works, and how it often doesn’t.

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  • jmisc
    jmisc  3 hours ago

    Please make the non R rated one so teachers and professors can show this in the class. Please.

  • DarkRoe The Nin-Bot

    "Our country is full!"


    So...


    We're limiting childbirth then, right? No? Cuz we're full, and we don't have the resources for higher population. Or at least we're making it really easy to get tubes tied or cords cut to limit population growth to a maintainable level? No? Then we're at LEAST making sure that those who are citizens are getting the proper care they need, right? No? Then we're at LEAST making sure that our veterans, who sacrificed a lot for our "freedom," have easy and appropriate access to the help resources they were promised? No?


    Then I guess it's a bunch of grumpy old Americans who seem more concerned with the idea of control than any of the three ideologies outlined in the United States' Declaration of Independence: Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness. Hard to live when you can't get affordable healthcare. Hard to have Liberty when basic amendments like the ERA don't exist in the Constitution. Hard to pursue happiness when a bunch of old citizens, stuck in their own fantasy world, fail to see the damage they are causing to the youth they so desperately act like they are protecting, but in reality are just trying to mold into their warped sense of what the youth should be.


    Hint: the youth will be whatever they want to be, and the more you stifle change, the more it hurts when change finally breaks through.

  • Jay Dike
    Jay Dike  11 hours ago

    This was anxiety-inducing to watch. I submitted my green card application a few days ago through marriage and I can't help but feel so scared to be denied as I begin to build my life and home here.

  • Seth
    Seth  12 hours ago

    15:00 She literally tells him her family was killed and he’s like where are they now? 😣

  • Ratigan2
    Ratigan2  20 hours ago

    "Legal. Good. Illegal. Bad."


    ...


    “I do not like that man Ted Cruz,
    I do not like him in the news,
    I do not like what he just said,
    I do not like his boxy head,
    I do not like him wearing glasses,
    I do not like him kissing arses,
    I wish he'd never get one vote,
    That man Ted Cruz can lick my scrotes”


    John, you're my hero...

  • Kublai Khan
    Kublai Khan  21 hours ago

    Imagine you came to this country when you were in elementary school - five years later, after your parents became citizen (if), then they sponsored someone for visa. Now that child has grown up, spent half of their lives already, and that sponsored person hasn't received their visa yet - some 30 plus years later. Now, when that sponsored person do get it, they are in their late 60's, what do you think will happen? Not only they will be unable to contribute, but they are spending whatever little money left to get here is all for nothing. That is your legal immigration process currently.

  • DaveyTheDJ
    DaveyTheDJ  yesterday

    Well if "We The People's country is full well why don't We The People deport the Trump family!

  • Mitch Brock
    Mitch Brock  yesterday

    IF THIS COUNTRY IS SO SHITTY WHY DOES EVERONE WANT TO COME HERE. AND BY THE WAY LOSE THAT ACCENT

  • Tim Dewulf
    Tim Dewulf  yesterday

    https://nl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Annexatie
    time for a revolt https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqUnpCUi9KQ and go boudicca on their asses https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npwM2touF08&t=571s
    time to wake up the tribes ; time to wake up the knights . time to wake up ; JUST TIME TO TAKE BACK OUR LANDS and TIME TO GO TO WAR
    0 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbcPlb0OQw4&start_radio=1&list=RDnbcPlb0OQw4
    1 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEX96W1pKjM
    2 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ilFbbk9jw4&t=21s
    3 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_To-cV94Bo&t=62s
    4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRg_8NNPTD8
    lyiric:

    Min Warb Naseu
    Wilr Made Thaim
    I Bormotha Hauni

    Hu War
    Hu War Opkam Har a Hit Lot

    Got Nafiskr Orf
    Auim Suimade
    Foki Afa Galande

    What am I supposed to do
    If I want to talk about peace and understanding
    But you only understand the language of the sword
    What if I want to make you understand that the path you chose leads to downfall
    But you only understand the language of the sword
    What if I want to tell you to leave me and my beloved ones in peace
    But you only understand the language of the sword

    I let the blade do the talking...
    So my tongue shall become iron
    And my words the mighty roar of war
    Revealing my divine anger´s arrow shall strike

    All action for the good of all
    I see my reflection in your eyes
    But my new age has just begun

    The sword is soft
    In the fire of the furnace
    It hungers to be hit
    And wants to have a hundred sisters
    In the coldest state of their existence
    They may dance the maddest
    In the morass of the red rain

    Beloved brother enemy
    I sing my sword song for you
    The lullaby of obliteration
    So I can wake up with a smile
    And bliss in my heart
    And bliss in my heart
    And bliss in my heart

    Coexistence, Conflict, combat
    Devastation, regeneration, transformation
    That is the best I can do for you

    I see a grey gloom on the horizon
    That promises a powerful sun to rise
    To melt away all moons
    It will make the old fires of purification
    Look like dying embers
    Look like dying embers
    Look like dying embers

    Min Warb Naseu
    Wilr Made Thaim
    I Bormotha Hauni

    Hu War
    Hu War Opkam Har a Hit Lot

    Got Nafiskr Orf
    Auim Suimade
    Foki Afa Galande

    Hu War
    Hu War Opkam Har a Hit Lot

  • Tim Dewulf
    Tim Dewulf  yesterday

    paying for immigration in your country and for europe and they give it to immigrants and they spend it tadaaaaa the mythe of "economic growth " and " buying power "; the only question for who ? and it isnt us
    JIZYA https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5MZPYC-yMg
    DHIMMI https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-5kKEHPODE

  • Tim Dewulf
    Tim Dewulf  yesterday

    REPLACE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVXlwq0pO4A
    FORCED https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3w48P6sYJ6o
    forced neighborhoods https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xP9TjNj9C8&list=PLpAn3IQAM1otAcfcoMRI4KOoqHiAMFmC8&index=17
    EHTNO https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFwckUOZBGE&t=1s
    DALAI LAMA https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2maJGAZag3s
    un migration replace https://www.un.org/en/development/desa/population/publications/ageing/replacement-migration.asp

  • Tim Dewulf
    Tim Dewulf  yesterday

    laten we voorkomen dat de geschiedenis zich herhaalt
    lets prevent history from repeating itself
    A https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkPhmtD1wUI
    B https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6F4wBeshTsw&t=51s
    C https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERou_Q5l9Gw&t=300s
    D https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5MZPYC-yMg
    E https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-5kKEHPODE
    F https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aACpy7fLjFo&t=400s
    G https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_To-cV94Bo&t=62s(kort)
    H https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_Qpy0mXg8Y&t=1611s
    I https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ilFbbk9jw4&t=22s
    J https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31E1gHowYcA&t=88s
    K https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztos_j0-_04&t=77s
    l https://www.dailysabah.com/europe/2017/03/07/europes-muslims-form-own-political-parties-amid-rising-populism-islamophobia
    M http://www.billionbibles.org/sharia/sharia-law.html
    N https://www.scribblemaps.com/maps/view/No-go_zones_Europe/No-go
    O http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3395390/The-Arabic-gang-rape-Taharrush-phenomenon-sees-women-surrounded-groups-men-crowds-sexually-assaulted-spread-Europe.html
    P https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnvL2PzDVwc&t=348s
    Q

  • Tim Dewulf
    Tim Dewulf  yesterday

    THE MUSLIMS ARE NOT HAPPY!

    They’re not happy in Gaza.
    They’re not happy in Egypt.
    They’re not happy in Libya.
    They’re not happy in Morocco.
    They’re not happy in Iran.
    They’re not happy in Iraq.
    They’re not happy in Yemen.
    They’re not happy in Afghanistan.
    They’re not happy in Pakistan.
    They’re not happy in Syria.
    They’re not happy in Lebanon.

    SO, WHERE ARE THEY HAPPY?

    They’re happy in Australia.
    They’re happy in Canada.
    They’re happy in England.
    They’re happy in France.
    They’re happy in Italy.
    They’re happy in Germany.
    They’re happy in Sweden.
    They’re happy in the USA.
    They’re happy in Norway.
    They’re happy in Holland.
    They’re happy in Denmark.

    Basically, they’re happy in every country that is not Muslim…and unhappy in every country that is!

    AND WHO DO THEY BLAME?

    Not Islam.
    Not their leadership.
    Not themselves.

    THEY BLAME THE COUNTRIES THEY ARE HAPPY IN! And then—wait for it!—they want to change those countries to be like….THE COUNTRIES THEY CAME FROM WHERE THEY WERE UNHAPPY!?

  • Tim Dewulf
    Tim Dewulf  yesterday

    ONE ARMY WE CAN FIGHT 1 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUdSS1qp87E THE OTHER NOT SO MUCH 2 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxbptJj2hMY AND YET THEY BOTH OCCUPY US https://nl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Annexatie . ITS TIME FOR A GOOD OLD https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqUnpCUi9KQ AND GO BOUDICCA ON THEIR ASSES https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npwM2touF08

  • Tim Dewulf
    Tim Dewulf  yesterday

    https://www.nytimes.com/2015/09/21/world/asia/us-soldiers-told-to-ignore-afghan-allies-abuse-of-boys.html?fbclid=IwAR0c-oYx1mbqJOYFDf6d2o_ps3ofT_g2u2T74sJNtyeOPhVB5ViXYwei8h4
    CHILD MAR https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=135&v=qfjbmq4vOWU
    https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/true-stories/forced-child-marriages-in-australia-theyre-being-groomed-from-the-moment-theyre-born/news-story/35b061492c41bd163d806bf5128e8f83?fbclid=IwAR1ZGcYFXS3uIUTJMwK0lR7DTI1NOQDz_gQLcAsvAjnzhKcCymsEkaAmhE4

  • Tim Dewulf
    Tim Dewulf  yesterday

    and around 3 mins 52 you see what they have planned with force if need be
    1 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hw5u883ypg4&t=274s
    2 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69NhRXvPy2c&t=71s
    3 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTDmsmN43NA&fbclid=IwAR1PVGGzIXKx4n2gn-ZAf8PY_W2kjT8Nsi_mKAcj6nk_LWsvT8bAQDb202Q
    4 https://www.un.org/press/en/2000/20000317.dev2234.doc.html?fbclid=IwAR2mpAqWlTfOXYal6glZ3UGlQ3jwQQMibKBr_tO-9Ku9c8VKzdO8QvcjDkM
    https://dailypaper.org/amp/2018/09/25/macron-onderschrijft-openlijk-het-kalergi-plan-200-miljoen-afrikanen-die-binnen-30-jaar-naar-europa-migreren/?fbclid=IwAR3ED3zC17NZA7uNPUi9uFJirvLtDYpHOyTDUrJ5EEVx-cA1XZNx-AqUf7M
    EN DAN MOET DIT NOG KOMEN https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69NhRXvPy2c

  • Erik D.Cueva
    Erik D.Cueva  2 days ago

    My own dad told me he will hire two Mexicans instead of paying me a living wage.

  • Andrea Robyn
    Andrea Robyn  2 days ago

    People say they love legal immigration but endlessly criticize the types and routinely make it harder and harder for people to immigrate legally.

  • Isha Biswas
    Isha Biswas  2 days ago

    Oliver has an artist's fingers.