This Old Man Had The Best Response After Being Approached By A Girl At The Bar

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  • Published on:  Thursday, August 9, 2018
  • This Old Man Had The Best Response After Being Approached By A Girl At The Bar


    A 71-year-old man is having a drink in a chicago bar. Suddenly a gorgeous 19-year-old girl enters and sits down a few seats away.
    The girl is so attractive that he just can not take his eyes off her. After a short while the girl notices him staring, and approached him.
    Before the man has time to apologize, the girl looks him deep in the eyes and says to him in a sultry tone:
    “I will do anything you would like. Anything you can imagine in your wildest dreams, it does not matter how extreme or unusual it is, I’m game. I want 100 dollars, and there’s another condition”.
    Completely stunned by the sudden turn of events, the man asks her what her condition is.
    “You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words.”
    The man takes a moment to consider the offer from the beautiful woman. He then whips out his wallet and puts 10 ten-dollar bills in her
    outstretched hand.
    He then looks her square in the eye, and says slowly and clearly: “Paint my house.


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  • thunkder dxmke
    thunkder dxmke  9 months ago

    haaaaaaas I like at that was a good one

  • Craig Graves
    Craig Graves  9 months ago

    My 3 words would be Give It Back

  • mrwmontana1
    mrwmontana1  9 months ago

    Beautiful!!

  • tankapples
    tankapples  9 months ago

    1st off. Ive blocked this stupid channel and it still comes up. So w.o watching these videos ill constantly give em thumbs down.
    2ndly. A 19y.o shouldnt be in a bar

  • Rick The Explorer™

    OMG what did I stumble across?!? The comment section is as funny as the video. SUBBED.

  • Tony C.
    Tony C.  9 months ago

    Not particularly funny.

  • THE Joker
    THE Joker  9 months ago +1

    INSERT 0:59 JOKES HERE

  • THE Joker
    THE Joker  9 months ago +1

    I would've said "where's my sandwich?"

  • Willie Purdom
    Willie Purdom  10 months ago +1

    That's an old joke, been used many times by many comedians...but it's still funy.

  • yuNick
    yuNick  10 months ago +1

    i thought he’d say “fuck me daily” 🤤

  • Tony Geberin
    Tony Geberin  10 months ago

    ON YOU TUBE=(THE CLINTON BODY COUNT)=114 MURDERED? AND 2 HOURS OF MORE CRIMES=WE MUST SEE THE 30,000 GOVERNMENT OWNED E-MAILS HILLARY DESTROYED 2 HIDE HER CRIMES  LOCK HER AND BILL UP DID OUR FBI KILL

  • Johnny Blaze
    Johnny Blaze  10 months ago

    🤷‍♂️I would have gone with: change my diaper

  • PantherIsBoss
    PantherIsBoss  10 months ago

    I would have said something like that too, but my boner would have said “let’s have sex” instead

  • Carlos Griffith
    Carlos Griffith  10 months ago

    I want my 1:12 seconds of life back please......*sigh*

  • qwchrbichn
    qwchrbichn  10 months ago

    Not subscribing to any channel that can't use a human voiceover. Jesus, it's 2018 and a simple recording isn't hard.

  • Alon Lavie
    Alon Lavie  10 months ago

    I just noticed that James Owens asked the same exact question right before I did. Sorry James! Lol

  • Owain Dark
    Owain Dark  10 months ago

    I wouldn't take my of her either with her looking like Erza and Juvia

  • Kenton Kirkpatrick
    Kenton Kirkpatrick  10 months ago

    I think I heard Henny Youngman tell this joke about thirty years ago...

  • Neil Forbes
    Neil Forbes  10 months ago

    would've been good but ruined by robotic voiceover! Thumbs-down for the robotic voiceover.

  • Macker Maldrill
    Macker Maldrill  10 months ago

    Stupid