Apple Wins Capitalism & Parents Enlist “Fortnite” Coaches |The Daily Show
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- Published on: Monday, August 6, 2018
- Apple gets a $1 trillion valuation, Pope Francis declares his opposition to the death penalty, and parents are apparently hiring “Fortnite” coaches for their kids.
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People who buy Apple products are on the verge of being retarded. You pay so much for such a bad quality and bad service
"but dad I want to be a doctor" Asian dads "good son good"
_Chess is a sport_
*Change my mind*
hahaha of all games, fortshite
they're raising a worthless generation of kids who'll cry like babies when asians take their jobs away..
and they wonder *why* *how*??
DAT ASS
Trevor: paying to learn how to play a 🎮
Me: couldn't stop laughing (this American)
Fortnite, seriously!! it's Fornicate!
Too early for the "Gamer Kill Fest' video?
1:16
Wait, chill. He said gays are cool?!
YES
I NO LONGER HAVE TO CARRY THIS GUILT
IM FREEE
Personally I like Trevor but I hate the fact that he blasphemed against God with the commandments.
Apple is worth that much because they used the tax cut money to do massive stock buyback. I consider that artificially raising their value to profit their CEOs, which is basically cheating.
Fortnite is the best multiplayer game but mass effect is the best video game
One Pope says God says one thing, another Pope says God says different... Somebody's full of shit. Could it be both of them? If religious mores can be adapted and changed to fit evolving secular mores, then clearly they have no moral authority and are just some shit some pedophile in a robe and a funny hat made up.
May I remind you that is a presumption, saying the earth is significantly older than humans but the records in the book of Genesis have life spans in their genealogies and most Semitic people still prize knowing their ancestors back many generations so these records come from people who were crazy about such matters. There are many scientists on YouTube who i feel I can trust; you are correct in caution on this matter however, you must look past what is yet again a presumption from the beginning.
Mitochondrial DNA has been used to date mitochondrial “eve” back to 200,000 years ago and also 6500 years ago by simply not assuming evolution took place.
How can apple still be considered an American company? It's not headquartered in America. It doesn't pay American taxes. It's workers aren't American. Not an American company.
Oh apple beat netflix and amazon? Thats a surprise. Apple makes garbage products with slave labour. Seriously its the worst computer and phone company we have.
The problem is not Apple being evil, the problem are the stupid idiot who buy that.
You do realize you can make serious money as a proffesional gamer, right? This isn't any different to training for chess or any sport.
hannibal jr
[professional]