Apple Wins Capitalism & Parents Enlist “Fortnite” Coaches |The Daily Show

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  • Published on:  Monday, August 6, 2018
  • Apple gets a $1 trillion valuation, Pope Francis declares his opposition to the death penalty, and parents are apparently hiring “Fortnite” coaches for their kids.

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  • ziljin  (Aug 6, 2018))

    iPhone X going to cost $1000. Insanity.

  • Spik ik  (Aug 21, 2018))

    +Neutron Pixie so lack of slave labour is am excuse for greed? The prices go up because of the completely unrealistic idea of higher profits every quarter

  • Spik ik  (Aug 21, 2018))

    +_September _ also thats not consumer demand thats corporate greed. The consumers are not begging for a new phone that often.

  • Menix Animations  (Aug 6, 2018))

    Kid: “I wanna be a doctor”Dad: “Not under my roof”Cracked me 😂😂

  • Phazon Arrancar  (Aug 10, 2018))

    Menix Animations I wanna give this a like but it's at 666...I rather keep it like that lol

  • Jim E  (Aug 8, 2018))

    Menix Animations Yeah that bit was hilarious.

  • Fiaura The Tank Girl  (Aug 6, 2018))

    Just remember to marry a South Korean Daughter, you must defeat her father, at Starcraft.

  • SentientSockPuppet  (Aug 15, 2018))

    Fiaura The Tank Girl I shall be ready

  • Steven Cai  (Aug 15, 2018))

    Ah there's the StarCraft reference!

  • Broken Unicorn  (Aug 7, 2018))

    So what? Fortnite is now a sport? This is so fu**ed up! God, we only need schools where they teach them how to play and we will know humanity has no hope...

  • aksuperswag02  (Sep 21, 2018))

    +CurtLiom i dont agree with you. Chess is something that doesn't require physical assertion. But i feel like brainlessly loop playing mutliple games of fortnite until you get good is not the same as the dedication and hard work athletes put into sports such as soccer and tennis

  • anty12332  (Sep 17, 2018))

    +Nathan Xabrera lmao imagine thinking soccer takes less skill than playing a fucking game. Youre an idiot.

  • Broken Unicorn  (Aug 7, 2018))

    Are we getting Fortnite in schools, too? _-Awesome-_

  • Maen Marashdeh  (Aug 9, 2018))

    Meteorcow that's great because League of legends esports has more viewers the NBA & MLB combined don't see where the problem is

  • Jambudgaming  (Aug 8, 2018))

    BottomFragger just trashnite

  • Rgr Hh  (Aug 6, 2018))

    Tf is happening

  • Melat G  (Aug 11, 2018))

    Donald trump became president

  • Trafalgar D. Water Law  (Aug 9, 2018))

    Jeremy Hendrickson *C R A C K E R E D*

  • Kaneco  (Aug 6, 2018))

    Gaming is cool and can be a profitable career but don't buy into the delusion that everyone can become a pro gamer, it's another big case of survivorship bias. Only like 0,1% of players ever make it pro, and even then it has to be a big enough game so that you can live off it and you have to get in early enough so you don't miss the train, if you get in on a competitive game 6 months after it is out, you are already behind 99% of the players, it's just how it is. I wasted many years since I was a kid...

  • Eetu Lehtonen  (Sep 16, 2018))

    How many people you think wasted their time in dreams of becoming a rock star or sports athlete. Not everyone can become one but many people will try and there's nothing different in trying to become an e-sports pro

  • Phenyo S  (Sep 7, 2018))

    This is true

  • g L  (Aug 6, 2018))

    "pika pika...." That delivery cracked me up

  • Kristian Kumpula  (Aug 6, 2018))

    Videogames are getting harder? What rock have you been living under?

  • I thought they were getting easier? The original ones like in arcades required players to die often in order to attempt multiple times therefore making more money. Then the console came and they relied on players staying so they became less hard so players dont quit

  • Meghna Lekshman  (Sep 14, 2018))

    😂

  • Jacob B  (Aug 7, 2018))

    A 1 trillion-dollar company and still can't make a good phone.Android is better

  • Suviet Onion  (Sep 9, 2018))

    Their phones are good...But if someone dare say to me that Macs are good...I'll rip their fucking dick off.