Apple Wins Capitalism & Parents Enlist “Fortnite” Coaches |The Daily Show

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  • Published on:  Monday, August 6, 2018
  • Apple gets a $1 trillion valuation, Pope Francis declares his opposition to the death penalty, and parents are apparently hiring “Fortnite” coaches for their kids.

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  • EngiKnight
    EngiKnight  a years ago

    that isn't even fortnite...

  • Sinead O Pereira
    Sinead O Pereira  a years ago

    Trev😒

  • Sketch The Rapper
    Sketch The Rapper  a years ago

    no respect for religious leaders huh :-l

  • Justadud
    Justadud  a years ago

    Read the title as Apple wins Pope Francis Fortnite Coaches

  • Lomborg
    Lomborg  a years ago

    People who buy Apple products are on the verge of being retarded. You pay so much for such a bad quality and bad service

  • Cy vlog
    Cy vlog  a years ago +1

    "but dad I want to be a doctor" Asian dads "good son good"

  • The Pickle King
    The Pickle King  a years ago

    Chess is a sport




    Change my mind

  • HiruGnar
    HiruGnar  a years ago +1

    hahaha of all games, fortshite

  • Aaron Stone
    Aaron Stone  a years ago +3

    they're raising a worthless generation of kids who'll cry like babies when asians take their jobs away..




    and they wonder why *how*??

  • Natalee  Steele
    Natalee Steele  a years ago

    DAT ASS

  • Edwin Avila
    Edwin Avila  a years ago

    Trevor: paying to learn how to play a 🎮
    Me: couldn't stop laughing (this American)

  • Mahmoud El Arch
    Mahmoud El Arch  a years ago

    Fortnite, seriously!! it's Fornicate!

  • Cynthia Heart
    Cynthia Heart  a years ago

    1:16
    Wait, chill. He said gays are cool?!

    YES
    I NO LONGER HAVE TO CARRY THIS GUILT
    IM FREEE

  • Kevin Junior
    Kevin Junior  a years ago

    Personally I like Trevor but I hate the fact that he blasphemed against God with the commandments.

  • A Swaney
    A Swaney  a years ago

    Apple is worth that much because they used the tax cut money to do massive stock buyback. I consider that artificially raising their value to profit their CEOs, which is basically cheating.

  • Slippery Squid
    Slippery Squid  a years ago

    Fortnite is the best multiplayer game but mass effect is the best video game

  • MassExtinctionEvent

    One Pope says God says one thing, another Pope says God says different... Somebody's full of shit. Could it be both of them? If religious mores can be adapted and changed to fit evolving secular mores, then clearly they have no moral authority and are just some shit some pedophile in a robe and a funny hat made up.

  • Phillip Harrington

    May I remind you that is a presumption, saying the earth is significantly older than humans but the records in the book of Genesis have life spans in their genealogies and most Semitic people still prize knowing their ancestors back many generations so these records come from people who were crazy about such matters. There are many scientists on YouTube who i feel I can trust; you are correct in caution on this matter however, you must look past what is yet again a presumption from the beginning.

    Mitochondrial DNA has been used to date mitochondrial “eve” back to 200,000 years ago and also 6500 years ago by simply not assuming evolution took place.

  • ޓކހރ-ލއއބޚ
    ޓކހރ-ލއއބޚ  a years ago +1

    How can apple still be considered an American company? It's not headquartered in America. It doesn't pay American taxes. It's workers aren't American. Not an American company.

  • Spik ik
    Spik ik  a years ago

    Oh apple beat netflix and amazon? Thats a surprise. Apple makes garbage products with slave labour. Seriously its the worst computer and phone company we have.